Hooking up with the cleaning lady...

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#62
Did I mention...

...that her sister has a rockin' body? Holy moly! I couldn't stop looking at her ass.

Well, here is a real funny story. I got home today and my house is now decorated for Christmas. I had some Christmas decorations when I lived with a girl a few years ago. I stored them away. And the cleaning lady, I gather, found them as she was busy "snooping" around my home. (LOL, I really don't care).

Anyway, like justlooking pointed out, I can't find anything in my house anymore. Nail clippers, dog water bowls, you name it, it's in a drifferent place. But the place is as clean as it's ever been, so I really can't complain. And for $50 (+ a $10 tip), I am ahead of the game.

So today I notice that the Cialis pill I bought 3 years ago in Mexicao is missing. It has sat in a place of honor by my computer since August 2005. And the house is decorated for Christmas. They decorated the wall unit. But, I guess to manuever the surge protector and the wall unit, they had to move the cable box. Well, I looked at the work they did and noticed a few pictures sticking out from under the cable box. Nude pics I took of gfs gone by. I thought these were lost in the purge by an ex gf a few years back. Wow, I can't believe I fucked some of these girls they had those awesome bodies.

Wow, somebody loved me. Thanks cleaning lady. NOw where is my Cialis?

Gavy
 
#63
Wow, I can't believe I fucked some of these girls they had those awesome bodies.

Gavy
I'll bet the cleaning lady cant believe it either. (lol)

If she 'found' your Mexican Cialis, then your porno stash cant be too far behind.

If these cleaning ladies dont know by now that you're a walking hardon looking for a place to park, then they never will. Oh well, Latin chicks are very aware that boys will be boys - even when they are men.
 

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#64
I sent my cleaning lasy a "thank you" txt this afternoon. The txting had several exchanges. I ultimately told her to go outside when she got a chance and look for the moon. I went on to explain that Venus and Jupiter were the two planets closet to the cresent moon tonight and that it was a real beautiful sight.

It is pretty funny what lonliness can do. Here I am txt'ing my cleaning lady about pretty things in the night sky. I need somebody to share this stuff with. LOL...

Gavy
 
#67
Cleaning ladies... :rolleyes:

Ah to be one of the privileged. :)
What? You guys really thought this was about Gavy's lasagna?

The show off bitch is rubbing in our face his lavish life surrounded by maids, cooks, majordomo, his dogs, his vanities. Oh, for God sake. Can't wait until the revolution makes us all equals again.

(Big SFSF)
 
#72
OK that was it. Enough messing with this guy.

Gavy, you know that we love you, right?

Therefore, if you ever get lonely again, let us know and we will prank call DaveNJ.
 
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