Hooking up with the cleaning lady...

[paulbunyon]

On second thought, gavy, you'd better not fuck your cleaning lady.

Once your dick goes inside her, you'll never see it again.

No worries, his dick gets lost in all the girls he fucks!

 

[paulbunyon]

LOL. I've been wanting to call you back from this weekend, but my cellphone is dead. I'm going to pick up another one this afternoon. So if you get a call from a strange # with a NJ area code, that's me.

Please, no personal messages on here

 

[DaveNJ]

Spanked in a forum I co-moderate....ouch

 

[marcinny]

It's not you, it's me...

Oh that line! That line....

 

[marcinny]

On second thought, gavy, you'd better not fuck your cleaning lady.

Once your dick goes inside her, you'll never see it again.

Or, he will see it but it will be melted in the oven like the handle of his arepa grill maker.

 

[marcinny]

You gotta get a life!

Why? Life is too overrated.

 

[marcinny]

No worries, his dick gets lost in all the girls he fucks!

Is this a fat-girl-joke? Hey, we all have our highs and lows. Give it rest now.

(sfsf)

 

[RuffToy]

No worries, his dick gets lost in all the girls he fucks!

Is this a fat-girl-joke? Hey, we all have our highs and lows. Give it rest now.

ahhhh.....me thinks he's ain't talking about the size of the girl.

 

[marcinny]

Well every car looks small when entering through a large gate.

 

[biohazard]

ahhhh.....me thinks he's ain't talking about the size of the girl.

she might have had a couple of kids.

 

[paulbunyon]

LOL guys you can look at it either way--the size of the girl's cavernous vaginal opening or the size of 'lil Gavy (or lack thereof lol).

 

[DaveNJ]

so wait...All this time Gavy should have been referring to his seahorsecock?

 

[paulbunyon]

DaveNJ: the most underrated funny man on UG!

And btw, Gavy is a known mentiroso

 

[justlooking]

LOL guys you can look at it either way--the size of the girl's cavernous vaginal opening or the size of 'lil Gavy (or lack thereof lol).

Why choose, though?

 

[Axe]

While a man is eating his gf's pussy he decides to come up for air and pay her a compliment to keep the heat of the moment going. He says "You have a beautiful pussy. You have a beautiful pussy." She asks him why he said it twice and he says "I didnt."


I know, I know. I'm blowing the dust off a lot of old jokes, but I guess I'm just a free-wheelin', stream-of-consciousness kinda guy.

 

[paulbunyon]

OK fine, I meant the lack of size of little Gavy, OK?

 

[paulbunyon]

While a man is eating his gf's pussy he decides to come up for air and pay her a compliment to keep the heat of the moment going. He says "You have a beautiful pussy. You have a beautiful pussy." She asks him why he said it twice and he says "I didnt."


I know, I know. I'm blowing the dust off a lot of old jokes, but I guess I'm just a free-wheelin', stream-of-consciousness kinda guy.

I don't get it

 

[paulbunyon]

Oh, now I get it. Good one

 

[RuffToy]

I don't get it

And I mean this with the greatest respect.......DUMBASS

 

[RuffToy]

Oh, now I get it. Good one

You're forgiven