Hooking up with the cleaning lady...

[paulbunyon]

Ha Ha, only took me a minute!

 

[Axe]

There's another related joke, but all I can remember is part of the punchline...something about strapping a 2x4 to your dick...?

 

[RuffToy]

Like minds think alike...

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-would-you-sleep-with-your-cleaning-lady

 

[paulbunyon]

There's another related joke, but all I can remember is part of the punchline...something about strapping a 2x4 to your dick...?

Oh yeah something about not falling in lol

 

[Axe]

Oh yeah something about not falling in lol

Again.

 

[wolf5958]

Anothe one is just rub on one side and the other side will get jealous and come on over...

 

[justlooking]

"Well you didn't tell me I'd be playing in a fucking cathedral!"

(I always hated that joke.)

 

[marcinny]

Why choose, though?

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[marcinny]

And btw, Gavy is a known mentiroso

I thought he was "morboso"!! (sfsf)

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

Of course it's dead....it's from 1953

LOL, have you met in real life? That is some funny shit. Dave won't take his cell out because he has to carry it around in his briefcase it's so big...

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

You gotta get a life!

I am that fucking lonely, ruff toy. Plus I want that "nice guy" image so I can fuck her sister...

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

No worries, his dick gets lost in all the girls he fucks!

Small dick or fat girl, small dick or fat girl...hmmm...

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

"Well you didn't tell me I'd be playing in a fucking cathedral!"

(I always hated that joke.)

"If I knew it was going to be that kinda party, I'd a stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes."

 

[marcinny]

Plus I want that "nice guy" image so I can fuck her sister...

I knew there was a fine explanation behind it.

 

[rough1]

"Well you didn't tell me I'd be playing in a fucking cathedral!"

(I always hated that joke.)

The funnier version goes "If I knew I would be playing a cathedral, I would have brought a bigger organ!" It's really the only witty comeback when informed that your dick is small (or so I am told).

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

So far...

The cleaning lady has found:

• a cialis pill I bought in Mexico a few years back
• my stash of Viagra
• my porn collection
• pictures of me and ex girlfriends in various sexual positions

and the topper...

• a bright flourescent orange dildo (unused)

What the fuck does she think about me?

 

[fortydog]

...
What the fuck does she think about me?

"This guy's pretty straight compared to that Bunyon guy"

 

[RuffToy]

...I was recommended this Salvadoran girl by the people upstairs. I was curious, so I asked if she was "hot". The woman said "no". Well, I met her the other day and, where she isn't a KNOCKOUT, she's a sexy thick girl.

She is about 5'4" tall, maybe 145 lbs. Decent face, long black hair. But, get this, she cleans the place in skimpy shorts that show ass check and a tight tank top! Damn, she's a sexy fat girl....

...

• a bright flourescent orange dildo (unused)

If I were you I would check that seal on the box. And count your viagra.

 

[paulbunyon]

"This guy's pretty straight compared to that Bunyon guy"

No way forty!!! I prefer my dildos way more traditional thank you very much!

 

[Axe]

What the fuck does she think about me?

She's either scared shitless or she fully expects that one day there's gonna be some inappropriate touching and/or you're gonna whip it out. The problem is trying to figure out which it is.