Kidding???
Originally posted by Bill Furniture
Lemur and MJC, I'm glad you're just kidding, there's no need to fight here.
Hey Bill....we were kidding until that lout said those things about my mama like that! Then the gloves came off.
So, in light of Lemur's indiscretion, letting everyone know I had a weekend date with him mom, here is my review of Lemur's mom:
Looks: 8
Anyone who has seen Lemur's ugly mug knows, without a doubt, that he was adopted. The only thing she passed on to him was her love of little boys *see 'Body'
Body: 6
All those naked backrubs he gives her have made her lazy, but she used to have a killer body. I have been seeing her steadily for about 15 years now. She accepted me as a client when i was 11 because she said I reminded her of her 'little lemur boy'.
Performance: 10
Lemur, only being comfortable sexually with his mommy, brought her with him to his first 25 or 30 sessions. So this lady got to see how it was done by some of the best. And boy did she learn well! What a fireplug!
Price: $6.50
Good ol mom has always kept my rate the same as it was when i first started seeing her. Here's a tip for all you gift givers though...a buttplug will get you far! The bigger the better. It really makes her happy to be able to bring something home to Lemur when she is done.
So let's all give a big thank you to Lemur for grooming one of the USA's finest!
[Edited by MJC185 on 07-24-2001 at 01:26 PM]