Dear Abby
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a
suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in
Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in
a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own
brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two
sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off
the street, and hopefully, their
heroin habits.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my
fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I
certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her
about my distant cousin who is French?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a
suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in
Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in
a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own
brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two
sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off
the street, and hopefully, their
heroin habits.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my
fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I
certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her
about my distant cousin who is French?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation