that might not come up, but I'm sure as hell up tonight... try this one Josi.
Not Too Dirty Jokes....
- Thread starter mr. wonderful
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President Abraham Lincoln’s response:
“My dear girl, the ball that hit him, would have missed you.”
While visiting a wounded soldier, Lincoln noticed a young woman asking the injured man where he had been shot. The soldier had been shot through the testicles and didn’t wish to give the woman an answer. After talking with the soldier, Lincoln gave the woman this delicate explanation.I’m not one for telling jokes but this particular one is rather funny. About 12 years ago I met Bob Zmuda who worked with Andy Kaufman. It was in “Chiller Theater” ( A comicon like event held twice a year in New Jersey for those that don’t know)
So, right before we pose for pictures he tells us this joke:
“How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Put shit in her pussy!” Cracked me the fuck up.
So, right before we pose for pictures he tells us this joke:
“How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Put shit in her pussy!” Cracked me the fuck up.