Go eat your lunch.
I was in Hicksville and stopped by this place. The girl who let me in didn't appeal to me; I said I'd come back another day. She insists that the "other girl" will return in five minutes and then she tries to get my clothes off.
In a nice way, I tell her I'll keep my clothes on, sit in a chair, and wait exactly five minutes. Five minutes later I stand up, the first girl starts shouting into the other room, and a second girl comes bounding out still chewing a mouthful of food.
I tell her, go eat your lunch.
Disappointed.