.......Someone gave me a free obama phone last year, no monthly bills. .......
You just simply gotta love this! - everyone who actually pays for a cell phone pays the Universal Service Fund fee so you can get free phone service to do your whoring mongering. Not bad nyc-sw-monger!
The Universal Service Fund was created under the Telecommunications Act of 1996 for land lines and extended in 2008 to cover cell phones, (hence the term "Obama phone") to make quality telephone service available to all Americans". So the term "free" is really incorrect - the phones aren't free - just paid for by someone other that the person getting the Obama phone.
The only thing that would make your situation even better would be if "someone" also gave you food stamps and you used them instead of cash to pay for whoring. Opps, I meant the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance - wouldn't want to make the parasites feel bad - so food stamps are now referred to the new speak words of Supplemental Nutrition Assistance.
And the liberals still wonder why half the country voted for Trump.