Re: Re: Re: Judge Crater Pierces the Void in an Anti-Matter Expirement: Update
(I've discovered that Edna and Marta have a way with children. After we came back from mass, Edna and Marta gave my daughter and her friends instructions on how to put on a condom without using their hands. This caused literally hours of giggles, and will be most helpful to them when they begin dating in earnest.)
(Rolf too seems to have a way with the little ones. When my son and his friend were arguing over who was going to play with Thomas the Really Useful Engine, Rolf injected them both with heroin. That stopped the dispute with no tears. My son and his friend looked really cute in the RayBans Rolf put on them. They slept for hours.)
(Rolf has all the makings of a fine father. I can tell. Maybe he and Marta will get married so that we can have a triple ceremony. I feel as if he were my younger brother in some strange way. I would like to help him.)
(Mrs. Henderson next door solved Marta's and Rolf's problem about where to find drugs in the suburbs. She drove down to her cleaning lady's neighborhood in the next town and just yelled out the window. Rolf spent a few hours over at her house entertaining her. Much to her suprise, she found out that Rolf's penis has a tatto of Marlene Deitrich in a gorilla suit. When he gets erect, the head comes off. Mrs. Henderson's been lonely these past few years since Mr. Henderson died. Poor old girl.)
(This afternoon, we all went to the town street fair. Edna, Marta and my wife set up an incall location next to the face painting booth. It was one of the most popular attractions. At the close of the fair, Edna and Marta led the crowd in a naked line dance while the Macarena played in the background.)
(Edna also wants to breed horses and large dogs. There's something so wholesome about her. I know I'm doing the right thing.)
(I confessed to her that I felt a little mistrustful of her and was having her past looked into by a private investigator. She didn't hold it against me. She promised that she'd go see my private investigator first thing in the morning and provide him with any information he might need.)
(Edna confessed something to me too. She's never felt so comfortable in needing someone as she does with me. I feel proud of that.)
(My wife so enjoyed her little stint working incall today at the street fair that she wants to use the house tonight to gain more practice before the big event starts tomorrow. That means Rolf and I will have to sleep together on the fold out couch in the den. I hope he doesn't wet it. If he wants me again, that'll be okay too. I'll dry his eyes afterwards. Besides, it's good practice for the big event.)
(I'm off to Target now. I have to buy several crates of condoms and a 50 gallon drum of Astroglide.)
(My price will be $20 for each trick. My wife will get $30. Since their pros, Edna and Marta will each get $50 per trick. Less expenses for the stadium, our parish school and the diocese stand to raise quite a lot of money.)
(I am becoming a better person. More giving of myself.)
(We are one big happy family now.)