Mileage
After years of lurking, I have something to contribute.
I was at Rick's very recently. It was somewhat crowded; 1:1 guy:girl ratio, happy hour after-work crowd. This was my first time visiting since it was called Paradise Club. Anyway, a Polish girl with big natural tits offers me a lapdance. I accept. During the lapdance, she starts talking really dirty to me-- says she wants me to cum in between her tits-- and basically wants to upsell me and move to a private room upstairs. She is hot in a fake California blonde kind of way, so my little guy wants me to accept her offer. I accept.
Suddenly, a friend of hers joins us as we're walking up the stairs. Brunette, Russkie, big natural tits too. Suddenly my bill is doubled. But my little guy was in charge and would not be denied. We go into a room with a couch, covered by a curtain. The two ladies sit down with me, and a few seconds later, a manager pops her head in to ask for how long. We say 15 minutes. Then the ladies take turns putting their boobs in my face while the other would, over my boxers, get my dick nice and hard.
After the 15 minutes was up, the accounting side of me told me I should cut my losses. The two ladies turned the heat up and told me that if I stayed for 15 more minutes, they would both give me head. So I stayed, and they kept their promise.
Total damage was almost 1k, so I wouldn't try this again. It is too crazy to piss away money in this kind of economy. But it was an interesting experience.