Long Island Manscaping?
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Buddy, i can't tell you how much i appreciate a fellow contributor, but i wish i never saw your post. I just had, the worst wax experience, and possibly one of the worst mongering experiences, I've ever had. And I've been doing this for almost 40 years.
Nicole hit me up this morning saying she'd be there till 3. I was able to rearrange some stuff to get there. She opened the door in a full blue doctor's office suit (not scrubs, one of those like, tyvek suit suits) and mask with latex gloves. She told me to keep my mask on. I offered cash up front, she said the end is fine. I get naked and she comes back in. I mentioned her favorite Saturday customer sent me, and she immediately outed you, "oh (fill in the blank)?" He's my favorite! All those tattoos and that hair! I say yup! Good ol -blank-! Gotta luv that guy. I figure I'm off to a good start. Everything went bad from there. I tell her what i want and don't want, she proceeds to do everything i don't want. Buzzed me, which i hate. Buzzed my belly, buzzed my thighs, buzzed everywhere i told her not to. I said, no no no! That's fine! She says, it no look good. I'm at her mercy at this point i guess, so i settle in. I reach out to grab her ass, to relax myself a bit, and she jumps back. I ask, is that ok? She asks, why you do that? And, no! You can't do that!. Mood over.
She uses this hot wax stick, that has a heating element in it to melt the wax. If that element gets exposed, it takes skin right off. She hit my shaft with the element, and multiple areas on my sack. Could smell the flesh burning. In order for a wax to be successful, the skin needs to be pulled taught, very taught. She had a little slack in mine, and more skin came off. Now i can feel I've lost skin, and she just keeps ripping and ripping at those areas with the strip. Didn't get half the hair off. She's wearing these latex gloves the whole time and you can hear them getting stuck in the wax, and snapping back when she pulls them away. Ever use a glue trap to catch stuff in your basement? That's what this was like, no joke. I'm not going to say any more about the wax job, or lack there of, there's no need.
On to the ending. She gives me a nice butt rub, I'm thinking, all this suffering might be worth it. I roll over and she says, all done! I say, what about the massage in the front? She groans and says, massage in front? Sigh... so she gets oil or something, but it must have alcohol in it, cuz all the raw skin was on fire. She's wearing those latex gloves still, and she starts just jackhammering away. Nothing sensual, no tease, just tugging. I go to my happy place, my date last night with Valerie, and i manage to get a little chub. She starts sighing, saying, not much more time. She starts rubbing my taint, and i spread my legs a little, and she says, turn over, get on your knees. So I'm thinking she's gonna milk me. Cool. She jams a finger up my ass and starts slamming it in me, while tugging on me like taffy, still with that stupid glove on. I ask if she'll take the handjob glove off at least, and she makes this pffsst sound. I'm not feeling this at all. I've had prostate massages done before, they're slow, and tender, and are quite amazing. This was none of the above. I tell her to stop, she tells me to finish myself off, i say, that's ok, I'm done. She leaves the room.
I clean up, and go outside to pay, and i go to give her a hundy, expecting change cuz it's only 60. She says, noooo, a grooming is 60, a wax is 85. I'm so disgusted at this point, I give her the hundred, and she says, where's my tip for the (she makes the handjob motion)? I laughed and said, that's it, that's all you're getting, and walked out. She called after me and said, say hi to your friend. Don't worry, i will.
So I'm leaving like a bat out of hell, furious with myself, and disgusted i just wasted a hundred bucks on literally nothing, and I'm realizing how much my butt hurts. Sharp pain, and throbbing pain. I get home, take off my clothes, and see blood in my jockeys by my ass crack. I get in the shower to wash off the stinging lotion, and sure enough, I'm bleeding from my asshole. It wasn't the wax, it was her forcing her finger in my ass and then trying to hammer a nut out of me. Yup.
So, I'm gonna give it a few days, I'm sure I'll heal up, but if not, I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining this to my doctor.
In writing this up, i take it back, I've never had a worse experience than this one. Lol.
I'll be sticking to my place in bellmore. There may not be a guaranteed happy ending, but at least they know what they're doing on the waxing end. I thank you again for your contribution tho. Just didn't work out for me.
Nicole hit me up this morning saying she'd be there till 3. I was able to rearrange some stuff to get there. She opened the door in a full blue doctor's office suit (not scrubs, one of those like, tyvek suit suits) and mask with latex gloves. She told me to keep my mask on. I offered cash up front, she said the end is fine. I get naked and she comes back in. I mentioned her favorite Saturday customer sent me, and she immediately outed you, "oh (fill in the blank)?" He's my favorite! All those tattoos and that hair! I say yup! Good ol -blank-! Gotta luv that guy. I figure I'm off to a good start. Everything went bad from there. I tell her what i want and don't want, she proceeds to do everything i don't want. Buzzed me, which i hate. Buzzed my belly, buzzed my thighs, buzzed everywhere i told her not to. I said, no no no! That's fine! She says, it no look good. I'm at her mercy at this point i guess, so i settle in. I reach out to grab her ass, to relax myself a bit, and she jumps back. I ask, is that ok? She asks, why you do that? And, no! You can't do that!. Mood over.
She uses this hot wax stick, that has a heating element in it to melt the wax. If that element gets exposed, it takes skin right off. She hit my shaft with the element, and multiple areas on my sack. Could smell the flesh burning. In order for a wax to be successful, the skin needs to be pulled taught, very taught. She had a little slack in mine, and more skin came off. Now i can feel I've lost skin, and she just keeps ripping and ripping at those areas with the strip. Didn't get half the hair off. She's wearing these latex gloves the whole time and you can hear them getting stuck in the wax, and snapping back when she pulls them away. Ever use a glue trap to catch stuff in your basement? That's what this was like, no joke. I'm not going to say any more about the wax job, or lack there of, there's no need.
On to the ending. She gives me a nice butt rub, I'm thinking, all this suffering might be worth it. I roll over and she says, all done! I say, what about the massage in the front? She groans and says, massage in front? Sigh... so she gets oil or something, but it must have alcohol in it, cuz all the raw skin was on fire. She's wearing those latex gloves still, and she starts just jackhammering away. Nothing sensual, no tease, just tugging. I go to my happy place, my date last night with Valerie, and i manage to get a little chub. She starts sighing, saying, not much more time. She starts rubbing my taint, and i spread my legs a little, and she says, turn over, get on your knees. So I'm thinking she's gonna milk me. Cool. She jams a finger up my ass and starts slamming it in me, while tugging on me like taffy, still with that stupid glove on. I ask if she'll take the handjob glove off at least, and she makes this pffsst sound. I'm not feeling this at all. I've had prostate massages done before, they're slow, and tender, and are quite amazing. This was none of the above. I tell her to stop, she tells me to finish myself off, i say, that's ok, I'm done. She leaves the room.
I clean up, and go outside to pay, and i go to give her a hundy, expecting change cuz it's only 60. She says, noooo, a grooming is 60, a wax is 85. I'm so disgusted at this point, I give her the hundred, and she says, where's my tip for the (she makes the handjob motion)? I laughed and said, that's it, that's all you're getting, and walked out. She called after me and said, say hi to your friend. Don't worry, i will.
So I'm leaving like a bat out of hell, furious with myself, and disgusted i just wasted a hundred bucks on literally nothing, and I'm realizing how much my butt hurts. Sharp pain, and throbbing pain. I get home, take off my clothes, and see blood in my jockeys by my ass crack. I get in the shower to wash off the stinging lotion, and sure enough, I'm bleeding from my asshole. It wasn't the wax, it was her forcing her finger in my ass and then trying to hammer a nut out of me. Yup.
So, I'm gonna give it a few days, I'm sure I'll heal up, but if not, I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining this to my doctor.
In writing this up, i take it back, I've never had a worse experience than this one. Lol.
I'll be sticking to my place in bellmore. There may not be a guaranteed happy ending, but at least they know what they're doing on the waxing end. I thank you again for your contribution tho. Just didn't work out for me.
Wow. Quite the opposite of my experiences. So sorry it was different than my sessions. Maybe I'll have to try the bellmore place now. Again, sometimes it's hit or miss. I want to keep on your good side and would never try to let someone get bad service. My apologies truly. On a side note, tried to see Rachel twice this weekend. Could not seem to get the times down. I will try again. Thanks for all you do.
Brother, you don't need to apologize to me. I'm a grown man, lol. I get myself into these situations, not you. You're on my good side, don't worry. Only ppl on my bad side are the ppl who contribute nothing, and brag about it. You're all good, my man. And by contributing, you're doing exactly what i do, so my thanks to you, again. Hit or miss, i live my life by that!
IwannnaHJ, much different from my experience also. She has always listened and followed instructions. Buzzing and razor have Always worked and she has followed instructions. Maybe you should of been more assertive, instead of as you said "being at her mercy" . You are a paying customer you should never be at someones mercy.
I can tell you this... she had NO mercy on him... it looks awful, and super painful. And she didn’t even get the hair off his balls... she left a rash and his cock and balls are cherry fucking red... and it’s been 8 hours at least!! Holy crap... I’d say the risk is not worth the possibility of the reward!! And in case you didn’t know already, HE WAS NOT REWARDED!!!
I'm glad it's worked out for you but... followed instructions? I'm not the expert on waxing, she's supposed to be. I shouldn't have to give any instructions at all. I never do at the place in bellmore. I just say, please don't buzz, and leave these areas, please, and the rest always goes smoothly. No real instructions needed. And i was at her mercy b/c i was there for the wax, yes, which didn't remotely pan out, but i was also there for the happy ending. And I've found that if you critique someone's work, they're usually less apt to give you a handy when they're done. So i kept my mouth shut. I was really looking forward to this too. But in looking at the butcher job she did, I'm honestly not sure how i made it thru the whole thing, and I'm pretty sure Sophia Belle can back me up on that.