I decided to stir this up a little bit :)

#42
Escort Boyfriend Hint # 1

Ok I'll bring the almond massage oil.
What works for you morning afternoons or evenings?
Escorts have a hectic schedule...because most of our clients are married or have a SO, we need to be available to take calls between 8 am and 8 pm.

So, my backrubs need to be done after I finish my day...is when I will need the most, lol, specially around my neck, upper back, arms and hands because I need to suck sooooooo much!

I have a massage table...but, I prefer to lay in my bed - after a hot shower to relax my muscles....ahhhhhhhh heaven!
 

wolf5958

lil Fuzzybear
#43
Escorts have a hectic schedule...because most of our clients are married or have a SO, we need to be available to take calls between 8 am and 8 pm.

So, my backrubs need to be done after I finish my day...is when I will need the most, lol, specially around my neck, upper back, arms and hands because I need to suck sooooooo much!

I have a massage table...but, I prefer to lay in my bed - after a hot shower to relax my muscles....ahhhhhhhh heaven!
Ok so now we are getting somewhere. Matching free time schedules is important. Me of late have become a night owl. My first job has me working 11 to 7 and the second depends on bookings and how many. I can understand at the end of a long day wanting some pampering yourself after taking care of other's needs all day. I am learning more with eah passing moment..
 
#44
yes...you are!

Ok so now we are getting somewhere. Matching free time schedules is important. Me of late have become a night owl. My first job has me working 11 to 7 and the second depends on bookings and how many. I can understand at the end of a long day wanting some pampering yourself after taking care of other's needs all day. I am learning more with eah passing moment..
life with an escort is definitely a learning experience :)
 
#46
now...what do you think of this mail I got from....an AFF guy!

My profile is plain as it comes...right to the point and no bullshit.

So, this guy wrote to me this:


"I love your honesty. I find it very refreshing. Most of the contacts I've made on this site are full of shit. The funny thing is, so am I! The reason I'm responding to your profile is I want to be completely above board with someone and see where it takes me. I am not getting any satisfaction out of this charade. Take a look at my profile. It's bogus, full of lies. I am not 53, I am 68. I am not single, but married seeking to cheat on my wife. Most of the rest is accurate. I'm in great physical condition, I am fun to be with and guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Are you interested? I feel better already. Honesty is good for the soul. By the way, Don Julio is a tequila I like to imbibe occasionally."

see? not only women LIE about their age...haha

I have seen clients lying too...but hey! I get paid to make them happy, so I never said anything when a guy takes 10 years off his age when he books me OR add 10 years to it.

If men are between 18 and 99, I will take them!
 
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#47
My profile is plain as it comes...right to the point and no bullshit.

So, this guy wrote to me this:


"I love your honesty. I find it very refreshing. Most of the contacts I've made on this site are full of shit. The funny thing is, so am I! The reason I'm responding to your profile is I want to be completely above board with someone and see where it takes me. I am not getting any satisfaction out of this charade. Take a look at my profile. It's bogus, full of lies. I am not 53, I am 68. I am not single, but married seeking to cheat on my wife. Most of the rest is accurate. I'm in great physical condition, I am fun to be with and guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Are you interested? I feel better already. Honesty is good for the soul. By the way, Don Julio is a tequila I like to imbibe occasionally."

see? not only women LIE about their age...haha

I have seen clients lying too...but hey! I get paid to make them happy, so I never said anything when a guy takes 10 years off his age when he books me OR add 10 years to it.

If men are between 18 and 99, I will take them!
Are you going to go for it???
I think that Wolf is a better choice for you. Hairy ass and all.
 
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#48
decisions...decisions

Are you going to go for it???
I think that Wolf is a better choice for you. Hairy ass and all.
Wolf will definitely be a fun date, he will need to show me his "hairy ass" as proof he is "The Wolf"...the only problem might be the distance. He's deep into LI land and I am in Manhattan.

Traderdave has my curiosity sparkled because I think we did meet and I am trying to figure out who he is, lol

I have a third UG candidate, but he didn't post on this thread so I am keeping his name out and I will no reveal it until he posts something about it.

I think is a good start...right?
 
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#51
Betty

We did meet. You were having car problems with the Mercedes. This was during the time that UG needed cash and a mumber of the ladies stepped up big time to help out.
 

wolf5958

lil Fuzzybear
#53
Well I would be one to show but not tell. Yes distance could be a problem but it is something that can be over come. I am sure that you have many choices here and I feel honored to be in that list. Now may I congratulate you on 5000 posts. I will be happy to answer any questions you may have but I may not answer them all here....
 
#56
Wolf will definitely be a fun date, he will need to show me his "hairy ass" as proof he is "The Wolf"...the only problem might be the distance. He's deep into LI land and I am in Manhattan.

Traderdave has my curiosity sparkled because I think we did meet and I am trying to figure out who he is, lol

I have a third UG candidate, but he didn't post on this thread so I am keeping his name out and I will no reveal it until he posts something about it.

I think is a good start...right?
Betty,
Congrats on hitting 5000 posts. Don't let distance get in the way of a possible relationship as you may regret it later. Anything that good is worth waiting for or traveling for. This could be the perfect blind date. You and Wolf. Believe me, I will be glad that you gave it a try.What do you have to lose. Nothing. Worse case is that you both become great friends. How bad is that? Good luck.
 
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