Someone sent me a link to a racing page that contained the following, and I thought it was amusing enough to share, since all the horses' names sound vaguely hooker-ish, not just "Miss Cat Ballou."
10th Race Off: 4:10
1 Mile 70 Yards. 3 Year Olds And Up Maiden Claiming ($8,000-$7,000) Purse: $7,500
# Horse Jockey Weight Win Place Show
4 Fort Jill Ortiz F L 121 12.80 5.20 4.20
2 Miss Cat Ballou Prado A J 122 5.00 3.60
12 Velvet Cup Rivera H G 119 5.20
Times in 5ths: :231 :481 1:142 1:414 1:461
Times in 100ths: :23.28 :48.23 1:14.58 1:41.99 1:46.28
Also ran: Gotcha Covered, Maudy, Shulana, Royal Miner, Bailey's Toy, Alphabetty, Northern Quest, Hartland Xpress and Lydia Rosa