Classic Hooker Names

[pswope]

HH

I left for work today without taking my briefcase, but if I saw your booty or boobies in the flesh, I would surely remember that. You might have me confusedw/ Slinky. We look like we were seperated at birth

 

[Happy Hooker]

OMG!!! Are you sure??

The guy I had a "threesome" with in the "VIP" room at Ass con told me his name was Pswope from UG..

It was the only way I would have gone up there with him...

That fucker lied to me just to get some head!!

 

[Dondee]

Originally posted by Happy Hooker
Cum on swope you have seen my fat ass.. (up close too) {evil laugh}

Can you picture it in a lyrca mini?

wait just one minute. my eyes have got to adjust. i had them shut tight. trying to picture your but in a lycra mini. now wait another minute while i go and wash my hand.

 

[pswope]

I Disagree (Circle gets the Square)

The day somebody feigns being 'swope to get mileage,is the day, I put on size 13 Jimmy Choos and do da bumb w/ Slinky.*


(nice try)

* And the day I get to take that Ass-Con Diva hostess Iman to the
Liberty.

 

[Cloud Nine]

Originally posted by Happy Hooker
Can you picture it in a lyrca mini?

A hot air balloon comes to mind.

 

[Happy Hooker]

Ok ok ok.. I confess he didnt say pswope. If he had I would have slapped him.

BUT you saw them..

I may look dumb, but I have a brain between these tits you know..



Its aight.. We still cool..

 

[pswope]

Your recent posts reveal, that you may have more brains than mammary material, but if I met you in person since youstarting posting,,, it is the equivalent of the immaculate conception.


(or the night at the KMI when I was so twisted that I almost put jizm in V's hair. Don't think you were there)

 

[Happy Hooker]

Originally posted by pswope
Your recent posts reveal, that you may have more brains than mammary material, but if I met you in person since youstarting posting,,, it is the equivalent of the immaculate conception.

I dont know how to read this. Is it a compliment or an insult??

I can be such a tit sometimes...



P, I said its aight.. I wont blow up your spot.

I understand you dont want your boyz( johns) to know you hit this...

 

[justlooking]

Did this "swope" guy tell you you had to do the VIP with him or else he'd write a bad review of you?

 

[Happy Hooker]

Yeah he did.. How did you know???

OMG jl it was you!!!!


So tell me.. do I give good head?

 

[justlooking]

No, that couldn't have been you I was with, HH. That person told me they were swope.

 

[betty_snj]

Jelly....I don't eat donuts, but I could think of many uses for the jelly ones

 

[SkellyChamp]

Originally posted by Cloud Nine
THere's an old joke that you can get your porn star name by taking the name of your first pet and adding the street name you grew up on.

My porn name is:

Scooby Bridle

That doesn't work too well if you grew up in many places in the city.

Horace E. 43rd Street just doesn't seem to cut it.

 

[SkellyChamp]

Originally posted by SkellyChamp
That doesn't work too well if you grew up in many places in the city.*

Horace E. 43rd Street just doesn't seem to cut it.

* Of course you know (as does any right thinking person) by this I mean New York City.

 

[jp1064]

I don't know what mine sounds like?...

Dickie Madison

 

[jp1064]

A Rose by Any Other Name...

(or what else do they call our lovely friends) click!

 

[justme]

Originally posted by SkellyChamp
* Of course you know (as does any right thinking person) by this I mean New York City.

Don't let C9 see this.

(If I ever was introduced to a prostitutethat called herself Nimby, I'm afraid I'd have to demand that she call me Banana)

 

[Thorn]

Originally posted by jp1064
Did you ever notice donuts all have prostitute names (or is it visa versa?)...

I don't know about you, but I have yet to see a hooker named "Crispy Cream". [Though I am sure I have given someone and idea.]

 

[Reel Deal]

My porn name will be Studly Hungwell...

 

[rajah]

Classic Hooker Name

Surely the classic hooker name is Hooker itself. General Joseph, that is; the military genius who got himself creamed (pardon the expression ) by Lee and Jackson at Chancellorsville and who was famous for the partying that went on in his headquarters in lieu of serious military activity, and particularly for the number of highly available camp followers who followed his camp--supposedly they were called Hooker Girls and hence the word hooker.