Classic Hooker Names

#1
These days, probably because there's so much competition, you can't tell a hooker name from a girlfriend's name.

Here's a preliminary list, to which I'm sure you can all add your favirotes:

Alexis, Angel, Babs, Barbie, Blanche, Blondie, Cream, Candy, Desiré, Delilah, Dynamite, Fanny, Gigi, Honey, Kitty, Lolita, Madison, Nimph, Pussy, René, Xandra, Yoni.
 
#6
My favorite hooker name is from one of the James Bond's girls -

Honey Rider

I get a hard on whenever I hear that name. Yeah, I'm strange like that.
 
#8
Actual Conversation (I Swear)

ME: What's your name?

STRIPPER: Ophelia.

ME: That's a nice name.

STRIPPER: What's nice about it?

ME: A lot of us are sort of in love with that character from Hamlet.

STRIPPER: What's Hamlet?

ME: It's a play.

STRIPPER: What's it about?

ME: It's about a guy whose uncle kills his father and marries his mother. Ophelia is the hero's girlfriend. The hero accidentally kills her father, and she kills herself.

STRIPPER: Sounds great. Oh, gotta go, they're calling me on stage.
 
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