Classic Hooker Names

[SkellyChamp]

Apple 'N Spice

 

[Bill Furniture]

"Honey" dipped

 

[Caitlin of New York]

Originally posted by justlooking
You must be really kinky.

I like my coffee sweet.

 

[Caitlin of New York]

Originally posted by Bill Furniture
"Honey" dipped

Maybe you took a different quiz?

 

[TC123]

Originally posted by Gladiator
My favorite hooker name is from one of the James Bond's girls -

Honey Rider

I get a hard on whenever I hear that name. Yeah, I'm strange like that.

Greatest Bond Girl Name: Pussy Galore

 

[Cloud Nine]

THere's an old joke that you can get your porn star name by taking the name of your first pet and adding the street name you grew up on.

My porn name is:

Scooby Bridle

 

[skagen]

The Car Names....

There are the "car" prostitute name cliches:
Mercedes
Porsche
Lexxus (don't know why the extra "x", but its always there)
Infiniti

I guess Audi, Acura, BMW, Rolls Royce etc are just not interesting to hoes. But I'm not holding my breath waiting to find one called "Hyundai", "Lada" or 'Yugo"!

 

[pswope]

I like the ones that signify a big butt


Miss Panama.

Anyone know how that came about?

 

[*********]

Allottafagina from Austin Powers.

 

[sod]

This one always kills me:

www.analashley.com

 

[pswope]

Then there is the co-oping of super models names

Iman(and variations Amani Emani Imani) and of course the ubitquitous
Naomi

 

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by pswope
I like the ones that signify a big butt


Miss Panama.

Anyone know how that came about?

My buddy used to see her.

 

[pswope]

Originally posted by Bill Furniture
My buddy used to see her.

Bill

There have been as many Miss Panamas as Bozo the Clowns.

 

[Happy Hooker]

I think Happy Hooker is a classic, perfect hooker name..

BTW, I am a cinnamon.

GG I think it was that question about cops in swat uniforms that got the both of us that name!

Though my cop loving days are over.. ( yeah riiiight I still get hot when I see a man in uniform.. Please someone help me. I just wanna blow a cop in uniform.)

 

[pswope]

Originally posted by Happy Hooker
.. Please someone help me. I just wanna blow a cop in uniform.)

There's precinct just east of Lex on 65th St,across from the Rssian Embassy. If you go there in a lycra mini & whitestilettos , I'm sure some onewill accomodate you.

 

[Happy Hooker]

Originally posted by pswope
There's precinct just east of Lex on 65th St,across from the Rssian Embassy. If you go there in a lycra mini a whitestilettos , I'm sure some onewill accomodate you.

Cum on swope you have seen my fat ass.. (up close too) {evil laugh}

Can you picture it in a lyrca mini?

 

[Cookyman]

I still like Bitch and Whore.
You fuckin bitch
You fuckin whore

 

[robnotbob]

Originally posted by Caitlin of New York
Vanilla Frosted

Me, too!!

 

[pswope]

Originally posted by Happy Hooker


Can you picture it in a lyrca mini?

There's a bunch of Dominican & Brothas cops in that precinct,that love nalgas grande!

(btw- If I've seen your nalgas up close asyou say, I really need to stop drinking completely.(I'm not insulting your booty, I've never seen it up close and personal)

 

[Happy Hooker]

I am hurt you forget seeing my booty


You saw my boobs too.. THINK!


Cum dont play dumb..