Classic Hooker Names

#86
Nope jl is old news ( thought I would still suck him if he said the word)

I aint got time for trick games no more ( in my best ghetto fab voice)

I am too busy trying to be a good little hooker to worry about whos flirting with jl.

Besides, I know he wants me. He will NEVER admit it on here. The man masturbates thinking of me...

But its all good . As long as I know its all that matters..

Right pooky?
 
#90
Re: Great Thread!

Originally posted by camilleofdallas
This is a great thread!

How 'bout Miss Kitty or Roxanne?

Yeah, y'know Miss Kitty had her thing going on with Marshall Dillion...............she had it going on!



Oh, and I'm a Strawberry........

Smooches,

CaMille
Roxanne...

At least Gordon Sumner thought it to be a great hooker name.



(Although if the story I heard is correct. "Roxanne" was an actual hooker in Liverpool whom deflowered a young "Sting" at the tender age of 13)
 
#91
Suck my cock and help save the rain forest!

Originally posted by Voltaire
(Although if the story I heard is correct. "Roxanne" was an actual hooker in Liverpool whom deflowered a young "Sting" at the tender age of 13)
I hope he didn't try to pull that Tantric shit on her.

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#93
Someone sent me a link to a racing page that contained the following, and I thought it was amusing enough to share, since all the horses' names sound vaguely hooker-ish, not just "Miss Cat Ballou."

10th Race Off: 4:10

1 Mile 70 Yards. 3 Year Olds And Up Maiden Claiming ($8,000-$7,000) Purse: $7,500
# Horse Jockey Weight Win Place Show
4 Fort Jill Ortiz F L 121 12.80 5.20 4.20
2 Miss Cat Ballou Prado A J 122 5.00 3.60
12 Velvet Cup Rivera H G 119 5.20
Times in 5ths: :231 :481 1:142 1:414 1:461
Times in 100ths: :23.28 :48.23 1:14.58 1:41.99 1:46.28

Also ran: Gotcha Covered, Maudy, Shulana, Royal Miner, Bailey's Toy, Alphabetty, Northern Quest, Hartland Xpress and Lydia Rosa
 
#95
Reviving an ancient thread ...

Seymore Butts
Ben Dover
Deja Blew

Nadia Nice (naughty or nice)
Anita Dick (I need a dick)
Jewel De’Nyle (Jewel of the Nile)
 
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