Today I was part of a Chinese fire drill. Made the appointment for the full hour — place was empty when I arrived. Right after the flip and the start of extra activities, the door bell rings and phone starts ringing off the hook. My girl ( don’t remember name) stops what she is doing and runs out of the room in her birthday suit carrying on in Chinese to the other girls who are both behind closed doors with fellow mongers. I swear she was gone for 3-4 minutes. By this time I lost interest..she comes back apologizes and finishes me off. Runs out again - I quickly dress, disgusted with the lack of service and interruptions— paid for the hour but left in 20.. she had this surprised look in her face and had no fucking clue what I was talking about when I suggested they should turn off the phones, and stay in the rooms when they have a full house...