A catholic priest and a rabbi were long time friends, and during one of their dinners, after a little wine, they get a little animated discussing the rules fo their religions. the priest asks the rabbi “tell me Dov, in all your years, did you ever try a piece of bacon? Don’t you miss it?” The rabbi says “in my youth, I did transgress” the priest replies “it was pretty good, right?” Later in the dinner the rabbi says to his friend “Charles, did you ever tempt yourself with the pleasures of the flesh?” And the priest replies that before he took his collar, he had sex. The rabbi says “better than bacon, right?”