Jewish jokes
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A Jewish father was very troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it.
“Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he’s decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?”
The rabbi strokes his beard and says, “Funny you should come to me. I too, brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to university and it cost me a fortune and then one day he comes to me and tells me he wants to be a Christian.”
“What did you do?” asked the man of the rabbi.
“I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi.
“What did he say?” asked the man.
He said, “Funny you should come to me...”
“Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he’s decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?”
The rabbi strokes his beard and says, “Funny you should come to me. I too, brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to university and it cost me a fortune and then one day he comes to me and tells me he wants to be a Christian.”
“What did you do?” asked the man of the rabbi.
“I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi.
“What did he say?” asked the man.
He said, “Funny you should come to me...”
Oh, and I guess, using that logic, that the Catholic jokes (see post #50) should only be made by Catholics? And Boy Scout leader jokes only by Boy Scout leaders? Etc.
To quote @BuddyG55 "It’s a joke, either get a sense of humor or get out..."
To quote @BuddyG55 "It’s a joke, either get a sense of humor or get out..."
Yeah, I got that from the reference to 72 new threads.
The thing with the current environment is 10 years from now when you are running for office or applying for a job, one of your competitors will bring up that you made a joke about another group; it would be ok if you make a joke about the group you're in but not one that you're not in. Just sayin.
The thing with the current environment is 10 years from now when you are running for office or applying for a job, one of your competitors will bring up that you made a joke about another group; it would be ok if you make a joke about the group you're in but not one that you're not in. Just sayin.
A catholic priest and a rabbi were long time friends, and during one of their dinners, after a little wine, they get a little animated discussing the rules fo their religions. the priest asks the rabbi “tell me Dov, in all your years, did you ever try a piece of bacon? Don’t you miss it?” The rabbi says “in my youth, I did transgress” the priest replies “it was pretty good, right?” Later in the dinner the rabbi says to his friend “Charles, did you ever tempt yourself with the pleasures of the flesh?” And the priest replies that before he took his collar, he had sex. The rabbi says “better than bacon, right?”