An Israeli farmer sees a man drinking from his irrigation tank, with one hand.
...he goes running over, screaming in Yiddish:
"Trinken Sie night die Wassar, die Kuh hat geshiessen darrin!"
("Dont drink the water, the cow defecated in it!")
But the man turns to him, saying:
"I am an Arab, either speak to me in the HOLY language of Islam, or speak to me in English."
The farmer replies:
"Use TWO hands, you''ll get more!"
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What is the most confusing day in Jerusalem?
(Free pork?)
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Orthodox Jew, deserted island, two temples, too long!
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What's black, and blue, and floats?
A Jew that tells jokes about Italians.