Whatever happened to Cat Ballou?
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Re: popeye
Coming to terms with the realization that one needs change in their approach to life is a wonderful and therapeutic thing. Perhaps in your last post you acknowledged to all of us that change was on the horizon. To assist you with completing that thought, let me provide the proper source reference material for dealing with such change in one’s life.
Regards,
Pop
Coming to terms with the realization that one needs change in their approach to life is a wonderful and therapeutic thing. Perhaps in your last post you acknowledged to all of us that change was on the horizon. To assist you with completing that thought, let me provide the proper source reference material for dealing with such change in one’s life.
Regards,
Pop
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to the knights in white satin
dear kindly officer krupke,
you gotta understand,
it's just our bringin' up-ke
that gets us out of hand.
our mothers all are junkies,
our fathers all are drunks.
golly moses, natcherly we're punks!
gee, officer krupke, we're very upset;
we never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
we ain't no delinquents,
we're misunderstood.
deep down inside us there is good!
there is good!
there is good, there is good,
there is untapped good!
like inside, the worst of us is good!
that's a touchin' good story.
lemme tell it to the world!
just tell it to the judge.
dear kindly judge, your honor,
my parents treat me rough.
with all their marijuana,
they won't give me a puff.
they didn't wanna have me,
nut somehow I was had.
leapin' lizards! lhat's why i'm so bad!
right!
officer krupke, you're really a square;
this girl don't need a judge, she needs an analyst's care!
it's just her neurosis that oughta be curbed.
she's psychologic'ly disturbed!
i'm disturbed!
we're disturbed, we're disturbed,
we're the most disturbed,
lke we're psychologic'ly disturbed.
in the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account she ain't had a normal home.
hey, i'm depraved on account I'm deprived.
so take her to a headshrinker.
my father is a bastard,
my ma's an S.O.B.
my grandpa's always plastered,
my grandma pushes tea.
my sister wears a mustache,
my brother wears a dress.
goodness gracious, that's why i'm a mess!
yes!
officer krupke, you're really a slob.
this girl don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
society's played her a terrible trick,
and sociologic'ly she's sick!
i am sick!
we are sick, we are sick,
we are sick, sick, sick,
like we're sociologically sick!
in my opinion, this child don't need to have her head shrunk at all. juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!
hey, i got a social disease!
so take her to a social worker!
dear kindly social worker,
they say go earn a buck.
like be a soda jerker,
which means like be a schumck.
it's not i'm anti-social,
i'm only anti-work.
gloryosky! that's why i'm a jerk!
eek!
officer krupke, you've done it again.
this girl don't need a job, she needs a year in the pen.
it ain't just a question of misunderstood;
deep down inside her, she's no good!
i'm no good!
we're no good, we're no good!
we're no earthly good,
like the best of us is no damn good!
the trouble is she's crazy.
the trouble is she drinks.
the trouble is she's lazy.
the trouble is she stinks.
the trouble is she's growing.
the trouble is she's grown.
lrupke, we got troubles of our own!
gee, officer krupke,
we're down on our knees,
'cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
gee, officer krupke,
what are we to do?
gee, officer krupke,
krup you!
dear kindly officer krupke,
you gotta understand,
it's just our bringin' up-ke
that gets us out of hand.
our mothers all are junkies,
our fathers all are drunks.
golly moses, natcherly we're punks!
gee, officer krupke, we're very upset;
we never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
we ain't no delinquents,
we're misunderstood.
deep down inside us there is good!
there is good!
there is good, there is good,
there is untapped good!
like inside, the worst of us is good!
that's a touchin' good story.
lemme tell it to the world!
just tell it to the judge.
dear kindly judge, your honor,
my parents treat me rough.
with all their marijuana,
they won't give me a puff.
they didn't wanna have me,
nut somehow I was had.
leapin' lizards! lhat's why i'm so bad!
right!
officer krupke, you're really a square;
this girl don't need a judge, she needs an analyst's care!
it's just her neurosis that oughta be curbed.
she's psychologic'ly disturbed!
i'm disturbed!
we're disturbed, we're disturbed,
we're the most disturbed,
lke we're psychologic'ly disturbed.
in the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account she ain't had a normal home.
hey, i'm depraved on account I'm deprived.
so take her to a headshrinker.
my father is a bastard,
my ma's an S.O.B.
my grandpa's always plastered,
my grandma pushes tea.
my sister wears a mustache,
my brother wears a dress.
goodness gracious, that's why i'm a mess!
yes!
officer krupke, you're really a slob.
this girl don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
society's played her a terrible trick,
and sociologic'ly she's sick!
i am sick!
we are sick, we are sick,
we are sick, sick, sick,
like we're sociologically sick!
in my opinion, this child don't need to have her head shrunk at all. juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!
hey, i got a social disease!
so take her to a social worker!
dear kindly social worker,
they say go earn a buck.
like be a soda jerker,
which means like be a schumck.
it's not i'm anti-social,
i'm only anti-work.
gloryosky! that's why i'm a jerk!
eek!
officer krupke, you've done it again.
this girl don't need a job, she needs a year in the pen.
it ain't just a question of misunderstood;
deep down inside her, she's no good!
i'm no good!
we're no good, we're no good!
we're no earthly good,
like the best of us is no damn good!
the trouble is she's crazy.
the trouble is she drinks.
the trouble is she's lazy.
the trouble is she stinks.
the trouble is she's growing.
the trouble is she's grown.
lrupke, we got troubles of our own!
gee, officer krupke,
we're down on our knees,
'cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
gee, officer krupke,
what are we to do?
gee, officer krupke,
krup you!
Re: to the knights in white satin
You still don't get it.
Sure, there may be a bit of White Knighting going on. Its a mixed whoreboard, I don't see how one avoids it. However, the ground swell in the background isn't people supporting C_B. Its people fed up with you*.
You've managed to make a whoreboard a lesser place to be. That takes true talent.
Thank you for contributing to the exceptional heaviness of being.
[*It started way before the C_B thing. Its sad because I always admired your excentric ways. But cruelty without rational motivation is where a bit over the edge house painter becomes a megalomaniacal tyrant. You've changed lady, and not for the better.]
You still don't get it.
Sure, there may be a bit of White Knighting going on. Its a mixed whoreboard, I don't see how one avoids it. However, the ground swell in the background isn't people supporting C_B. Its people fed up with you*.
You've managed to make a whoreboard a lesser place to be. That takes true talent.
Thank you for contributing to the exceptional heaviness of being.
[*It started way before the C_B thing. Its sad because I always admired your excentric ways. But cruelty without rational motivation is where a bit over the edge house painter becomes a megalomaniacal tyrant. You've changed lady, and not for the better.]
What can I say. I am not a product of private schools and the Ivy League. I'm just a commoner.
Funny though that through all the misspellings and "malapropisms" from the serfs and peons, cast like pearls before your royal tootsies, the only person who doesn't seem to get the growing opinion being expressed is you.
Frankly, everything you say indicates to me that you have an intellectual vulgarianism that out strips any "class issues" you might think I possess.
But, that's just me.
Funny though that through all the misspellings and "malapropisms" from the serfs and peons, cast like pearls before your royal tootsies, the only person who doesn't seem to get the growing opinion being expressed is you.
Frankly, everything you say indicates to me that you have an intellectual vulgarianism that out strips any "class issues" you might think I possess.
But, that's just me.
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Funny thing is, HVB's vitriolic drivel has done more to promote Cat on UG than anything she could have done herself!
Everytime I sign on - there it is: "Whatever happened to Cat B?"
Courtesy of HVB.
This thread has generated more ISO Cat B CL posts than anything Cat ever did.
So go ahead HVB Darlin' - spew away!
Everytime I sign on - there it is: "Whatever happened to Cat B?"
Courtesy of HVB.
This thread has generated more ISO Cat B CL posts than anything Cat ever did.
So go ahead HVB Darlin' - spew away!
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hombre and i were just discussing this very fact this evening. i told him how a few guys said: "she's just getting more business, don't talk about her."
see, the thing is, i don't care how much business she gets, and i don't even really care much about her (except as a convenient kind of trope for satiric riffs), the comments and criticism are more SOCIOLOGICAL in nature.
get it?
see, the thing is, i don't care how much business she gets, and i don't even really care much about her (except as a convenient kind of trope for satiric riffs), the comments and criticism are more SOCIOLOGICAL in nature.
get it?