Whatever happened to Cat Ballou?

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h. von bingen

Sharon
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#682
Originally posted by slinkybender
HvB is a very nasty person, with a very nasty vagina, Treat her like a a nasty slut, fellas.
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are you E, the undertaker that introduced me to embalming fluid and brought me the floral arrangement that said: in loving memory of mom?

are you B, who helped me hijack free cable and loves the daily news jumble as much as i do?

are you D, who shares my love of orange soda and made me dance the limbo all night long?

are you F, who brought me velveeta and thunderbird and easily the best james patterson novel i have ever read?
 
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azzure

Vin Diesel
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#683
Originally posted by slinkybender
HvB is a very nasty person, with a very nasty vagina, Treat her like a a nasty slut, fellas.
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Best.post.ever.



b/t/w That review of CAT B above generated in instant ISO Cat B post on CL.
 
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NOYL

Poster Child for Birth Control (ironic, no?)
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#684
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h. von bingen

Sharon
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#686
Originally posted by azzure
Best.post.ever.



b/t/w That review of CAT B above generated in instant ISO Cat B post on CL.
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o c'mon, the least you could do for the guys:

Cat, hopefully you'll read this. I read a review about you on UG today and it peaked my interest. I really enjoy the company of a mature woman that knows how to give and receive pleasure. While I realize that your experience with UG have not been great, should you decide to contact me I can guarantee that I will treat you respectfully in a manner befitting a lady.

Simply looking to meet and enjoy some time with the woman that has stirred so much controversy.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

i hope he brings cheese
 
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Slinky Bender

Slinky Bender

The All Powerful Moderator
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#689
Originally posted by h. von bingen
also please, it's PIQUED. PIQUED. PIQUED!

(you know how the lady loves language.)
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So, you don't think he means he knows he'll continue to be less and less interested moving forward??
 
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h. von bingen

Sharon
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#691
Top Ten Tips For Dating Cat_Ballou

10. Tell her you’re hot for chicks who have a knack for litigation-proof writing.

9. Tell her you think mid-life career changes rock.

8. Tell her how much you loved her last show at the Continental.

7. Stock up on break-apart female condoms.

6. Don’t cop to teaching her macrame at Silver Hills.

5. Tell her you loathe tulips and clogs.

4. Deny you’ve ever seen Girl with a Pearl Earring.

3. Tell her you specialize in utr direct marketing campaigns.

2. Tell her you’re a sex addict.

1. Bring cheese.
 
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jseah

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#694
I believe so.......

smoked mozz or smoked swiss will do as well........

BTW.....I hate brie.....

and there is that restaurant in Little Italy that has homemade provolone that is as soft as mozz........(no, I can't remember the name of the restaurant)
 
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jseah

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#697
Originally posted by h. von bingen
jseah, you're like a cheese maven. you know who likes a little nice cheese? take a guess. go ahead, just off the top of your head.
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my dog???? mice????? cb???? (although I wouldn't know since I have never had the pleasure of meeting the woman)
 
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jras

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#698
DON'T FORGET THE MONEY

Originally posted by h. von bingen
10. Tell her you’re hot for chicks who have a knack for litigation-proof writing.

9. Tell her you think mid-life career changes rock.

8. Tell her how much you loved her last show at the Continental.

7. Stock up on break-apart female condoms.

6. Don’t cop to teaching her macrame at Silver Hills.

5. Tell her you loathe tulips and clogs.

4. Deny you’ve ever seen Girl with a Pearl Earring.

3. Tell her you specialize in utr direct marketing campaigns.

2. Tell her you’re a sex addict.

1. Bring cheese.
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