UG to become pay site

If UG went pay, would it eliminate the trolls and promote better discussions?

  • Yes

    Votes: 32 19.2%
  • No

    Votes: 135 80.8%

  • Total voters
    167
don't worry, honey

Originally posted by slinkybender
cough.... cough.......burp..spit..wretch.....cough....cough.
...everyone knows you are only somewhat intelligent (by hooker standards).

(but it sounds like you give one hell of a blow job!) ~ xxx
 

Slinky Bender

The All Powerful Moderator
What's the most intelligent thing to ever come out of a hooker's mouth?

My penis.

(Oh, God... I'm chanelling vermeer...).

PS Final proof you've never met me.

PPS I told you to stop trying to top from the bottom.
 
I was waiting for the Brazil nuts joke... almost posted it myself.

And I've got a whopper of a Sybil story going on right now that I may have to write a book about it.... I just don't know how it's going to end yet.
 
Originally posted by Ozzy
BMM,

I have a good idea who is sending you those current *****s about shilling for a new agency. And when you know who it is..... you'll know how they could have gotten your *****.


btw.... They also think you and Carl M are one and the same. I've tried passing it along that you're not... but this person also thinks that I and Bender are the same person. So that's the mentality you're dealing with.


Anyone who thinks Im Carl M obviously doesnt warrant a response.
(I have no beefs with people I dont know)

Its really so simple, I find it hard to believe anyone involved in this hobby doesnt see it clearly yet.

I see a wide variety of girls.

If one decides to advertise on this board, I make it priority as long as the girls are in my age and body range, but most of all, supply the acronyms I seek.
It has nothing to do with shilling, thats plain old nonsense, and anyone that disagrees is an idiot.
If an agency owner says give him great service, great, Ill take what I can get. I certainly deserve it since Im a 5 star customer, and repeat business is something I can be depended on to give.
Ive seen a girl from every agency on LI in the past 10 years, every agency, and most agencies, Ive seen 50-75% of their girls.
And Ive been called shills for so many of them, its a joke.
Let them call me anything, I dont care.
My skin is thicker now.
The *****s, are just a few BMM haters.
There are alot of them, and I know they are posters on this board.
Who cares. I dont.

Im going to continue to see girls from the agencies that take care of me, because all the eros visiting girls, seem to want to get paid to not to work.
The truth is, the addiction has gotten to a point, its not even fun anymore, and I think its curing itself.
Im tired. Im just fucking tired of it all.
50 fucking reviews, most good, some bad, some mediocre, of all girls, from everywhere, and I still get shit.
How many times I had to get cells of girls for men here that couldnt contact the girls themselves. All the fucking favors.
All the backchannelling shit.
 
Originally posted by jseah
I once talked with an agency girl and she told me about a high powered lawyer regular of the agency. The girls were told to "treat him right". She didn't know until she was picked by him once that his prediliction was to whip the girls with his leather belt while he fucked them. If he tried that shit at home with his wife or girlfriend, he would be rotting in a prison somewhere, being some convict's bitch.
this is a classic example of how an agency doesnt give a shit about their girls, only interested in the bottom line, money.
 
Originally posted by Ozzy

Maybe it's more out of a pity thing. Knowing how hard their lives are or how much shit they must have gone thru that they find themselves in this business in the first place...
I try not to pity anyone. I used to never imagine what could bring a young beautiful girl to sell her body until I started talking with the girls.
Their choice, but after listening to stories, I sometimes think maybe there was another way, maybe not, but it is quick money.

I saw a girl yesterday morning.

A friend of an old ATF.

My ATF, met a man, and is getting married.
Ive never been as happy for her as I am now.
She is young, beautiful, and although not the best sex I ever had, she was a thrill to be with.

This blond and me, used her apt. yesterday morning.

They are close friends, and I really wanted to say hi to my old ATF.

When we were done with round 2, I found my old ATF in the kitchen.

She was in her pajamas, no makeup, hair pulled back in a sloppy ponytail, and she was having tea.
She was simply gorgeous.
I know she might not be every mans idea of gorgeous, but for some reason, my motor goes wild whenever I look at her.
We talked. Im not a sweet guy, but I try to be nice.
Im addicted to sex, so I tend to look at girls who give me sex just like that.
She told me the entire story of her fiance, how they met, how he accepted her past, and how for over 2 months she didnt respond to me because she wasnt sure if she wanted to go on with him, or leave him, or whatever, she was confused.
Once he offered her stability, emotional as well as financial(finacial stability to young girls is important, very important, since thats why 75% of them are in this business)
I dont know why I did this, but I did something Ive never done in my life yesterday, and it bothered me all day.
I let emotions take hold of me, and there is no room for emotions in this fucking hobby.
I fuck young girls, thats what I do. I kiss and tell, thats what I do here.


Her kid was running around us, and I love kids.
 
This is one of the things most never knew about, or gave April credit for. Of course money was always the bottom line.... But April always took good care of her girls and treated them like family. That's why when one crossed her she took it more personal. When she'd meet a girl the first time, she often took them shopping and got their hair/nails done and made them feel good about themselves. She often offered her place for them to sleep at, lent them money, did them favors etc.... when it came to business... she always sheltered the more naive ones from clients that she knew were problems.



Val runs her place much the same as April in this regard. She does not tolerate people who mistreat her girls or take advantage of a situation by coercing one into a service they doesn't normally provide....

I like Val…. The way she treats her girls and runs her place is the reason I had no qualms about convincing her to come to UG and become the second coming of April. Although in my opinion…. Most of Vals girls are better looking than what April served up.
 
I thought hed be at school, but school was over, half day for preschoolers I guess, and I kinda felt funny being in her apt for sex with another girl, but she was taking him out anyway so wed have our privacy.
I was done anyway, the sex wasnt that great, and 2 rounds was all I could muster.
Anyway, I handed her 5 twenties, gave her a hug, and said please go take the kid out today, enjoy yourselves, go shopping, do anything. She said why am I giving her the money, and to behonest I had no clue, I just looked at her and said something so stupid, I said, I love you, with a smile. And I meant every ounce of it. Love, not love like bf-gf love, just simply love, like you are a good kid, and I love you for that.
There was a second of two of complete akward silence, me, her, and my date.
Then she hugged me tight, held me, and whispered thankyou, because she understood that I truly appreciated her being so good to me for the 2 years I saw her off and on. I really did love her as a person, and thought she was a wonderful kid.

This emotional minute, disgusted me in the car on the way home.
What have I become, a fucking wuss? A weak person?
She had a tear in her eye when she finished hugging me.
She doesnt love me, but she does love me as a person.
For the first time, we both acknowledged, we enjoyed each other as people, not as client/provider.

So now Im a fucking emotional pussy, I know.

Ill hop right back into the saddle today if someone will hook me up later, and Ill be right back here tonight posting that review.
But I will always think about that young beautiful girl, and for once, I hope shes happy and has a great life with her new husband.

Thats 2 girls in a week I found out good things about.

Im a fucking sap, I know, but I need to here a couple of good things once in a while.

Im sorry for rambling, its just that I feel like Im sinking faster than ever now.
 

April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
NOW i GET IT!

I read ozzys post abfew posts above saying that he has a good idea where they are comiing from and how this person may think your slinkey, so dont feel bad your getting that hate mail od our apm. The person he is referring to for some reason thinks you guys are the same, they also think oz might be him too. Guess she is conering all the basis, at least I didnt get accused of being bmm or slinky, i just got the 3rd degree about everyone, and i'm old school, i know better.

So mike not that i know 100% but from what i witnessed and say at a certain outting belives me to concuur with oz. Thats my oppinion as well, I dont know 100% but i'd bet $100 on it.

April

p.s. good cal oz , it makes TOTAL sense
 
fucking viagra, lowered my blood pressure so much, musta had some type of play in my emotional well being as well.
Sitting on the way home with a woody like a flagpole, and feeling good in my heart from the episode with my ATF.

Gotta lay off the drugs when one gets laid.
 

pjorourke

Thinks he's Caesar's Wife
Re: Re: Re: finally - slinky and xxx see eye-to-eye

Originally posted by slinkybender
Since I haven't said this in at least 15 mintes..... it's really funny that on PMB's it seems like anything even slightly outside very mainstream sex is greated with such .... I don't know.. dirision?... disgust?... when 97% of our society looks at the whole shooting match as devient. It's sort of like American Politics vs World Politics... the "Far Right" and "Far Left" here are so "in the middle" compared to the range in most of the rest of the Western World (fucking 2 party system...).
Let me explain "standard deviations" and "normal distributions".
 

justme

homo economicus
BMM - don't you think that your emotional bond with this girl and the fact that she's your atf just might be interrelated?

If you want to think you're soft it makes sense because obviously you're going to enjoy sex with someone that you care for more than someone you don't.

If you want to think you're hard than think of how you'd feel if your favorite hangout place in high school was demolished, obviously you're going to develop attatchments for the products you like and have used for awhile.
 

justme

homo economicus
Originally posted by Dondee
Just wondering what your comment would have been if April used Note Bene as her choice of word processor.
Probably that she outed herself as tenured.

(Does anyone really use Note Bene?... Mathish people tend to use Latex.)
 

April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
See thats my excuse for typos the dam thing doesnt even have spell check! I have a compact 2000/2001? (I bought it 2-3 years ago) laptop and in the accesories is word pad which I use when I want too post something but its important enough for me to take my time and do it right. Also if I need to send out something to serveral different people saying the same exact thing, like my mailing list.

April

Lawyer by day, hooker by night, and suzie homemaker on weekends


www.samanthaodnewyork.com
 

April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
Originally posted by jseah
Yeah....same here.....but I get my name onto a wanted list on CL......trying to find out my personal info..........just because I posted on that stupid thread about pictures of CL girls...........(yeah it still bothers me, but I can still laugh about it too).....

let's face it, I have never been too particularly careful about "hiding" my real life persona.........

there are people that I know on both sides of this board that knows my real info........but y'know what? big fucking deal........what I am like on here is what I am like in person.......

I treat everyone the same, both in cyberspace and in the real world.

ooooooooooooohhhhh are they offering rewards?

j/k of course, ......................(sidenote) ever use that Brass headboard? It would have killed me to put that in the garbage.
 

April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
Originally posted by Ozzy
This is one of the things most never knew about, or gave April credit for. Of course money was always the bottom line.... But April always took good care of her girls and treated them like family. That's why when one crossed her she took it more personal. When she'd meet a girl the first time, she often took them shopping and got their hair/nails done and made them feel good about themselves. She often offered her place for them to sleep at, lent them money, did them favors etc.... when it came to business... she always sheltered the more naive ones from clients that she knew were problems.



Val runs her place much the same as April in this regard. She does not tolerate people who mistreat her girls or take advantage of a situation by coercing one into a service they doesn't normally provide....

I like Val…. The way she treats her girls and runs her place is the reason I had no qualms about convincing her to come to UG and become the second coming of April. Although in my opinion…. Most of Vals girls are better looking than what April served up.


This is a big MAYBE, and I hope Val doesn't mind me mentioning it , we are just discussing things.
I'm great at scheduling calls for a high business outcall/incall. I have a nack, call it shmoozing, I call it honesty.

I MIGHT after I move to Fla and retire in like 6 or so months (up to the contractors) become a regular phone girl. Meaning I'd JUST be answering the phones but I'd bring my same work ethics with me. I had also thought about doing something similar on my own at a minimal price per apptment booked. It's going to be hard for me to just walk away from so many that have become my familiy (mine is minimal) Don't know whats going to happen other than thats it, I'm hanging up the stilletoes when my house is done and I will prob get married and I always said I wouldn't do this if I were married (not knocking any married providers) Life is what happens while were making plans so, I'll be in Fla till nov 30th, and start my vacation oct 15th right after Boston, so dont take the non responses as discrespect all pc stuff will be answered, vm is usually out dated so that I wont be returning, as of Dec 1 I'm back until they finish the house, the initial finish was march of 2005 but with the hurricains who knows. The finally just cleared the property.

ok done babbling, I got a hair appointment, then I have to drive to Hartford and play till Sat afternoon. Sorry after that I'm going home one night and will be leaving for Boston the 11th and on my return is my vacation. Those on my mailing list will get apc mess on or around the 15th and to say goodbye and give them the new password so they can see when my webmaster chages my entire gallery both public and private. To access the private , join the ****** list, a welcome message will come to the addy you used giving you the password info within 15 mins, if you dont get it just try again.

April


www.samanthaofnewyork.com
 
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