More exchanges from Vegas. Had to confirm what was said with my friend because the main stripper night, I got pretty hammered. That mostly led to my friend dragging me from place to place so I didn't get punched.
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At the Sperarmint Rhino, my friend was stuck with a girl who had a huge face. It was so big, it was a like a mask (hint)
Me: (Trying to whisper to my friend) Where'd you find Rocky Dennis?
HugeFaceGirl: You're an asshole.
Me: Was I too loud?
My friend: You are an asshole.
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We left and went to Caesars, where a 100 year old Germanic Roulette dealer was kicking my ass and giving some unwelcome advice.
Me: I know, I know, I know, yes, you told me with my green chips I should bet green.
Roulette hag: You should have listened to me. (laughing)
Me: You know all. (under my breath) What was it like dating the Furher?
Roulette Hag: Excuse me?
Friend: We gotta go.
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Friend: What did you do with Mini?
Me: She's in the bathroom. She said she'd fuck me for coke later.
Friend: Isn't that how you met your wife?
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Me at Shea's, yelling at Elvis Impersonator singing Sweet Caroline: "What are you doing? The King is spinning is his fucking grave man!"
Friend: Dude, we gotta go.
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At the Sperarmint Rhino, my friend was stuck with a girl who had a huge face. It was so big, it was a like a mask (hint)
Me: (Trying to whisper to my friend) Where'd you find Rocky Dennis?
HugeFaceGirl: You're an asshole.
Me: Was I too loud?
My friend: You are an asshole.
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We left and went to Caesars, where a 100 year old Germanic Roulette dealer was kicking my ass and giving some unwelcome advice.
Me: I know, I know, I know, yes, you told me with my green chips I should bet green.
Roulette hag: You should have listened to me. (laughing)
Me: You know all. (under my breath) What was it like dating the Furher?
Roulette Hag: Excuse me?
Friend: We gotta go.
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Friend: What did you do with Mini?
Me: She's in the bathroom. She said she'd fuck me for coke later.
Friend: Isn't that how you met your wife?
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Me at Shea's, yelling at Elvis Impersonator singing Sweet Caroline: "What are you doing? The King is spinning is his fucking grave man!"
Friend: Dude, we gotta go.