the long awaited smash review
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Where do I begin with this little slore. Little lau(ra) has two profiles on the site, but I believe this was the most recent/active one. Decided to meet with her a month ago - around her most recent login. Says “new york” but out East on the island. Does that “I need to get to know you through an expensive dinner” bullshit, but I bit and she suckered me into buying some wild shit for her, whatever. Head to a cheap hotel (cmi) after and she gets right to work after a few minutes of warming up. Won’t do anything without a cover, which I was reluctant to, bc as most of you know, they call me raw dog Daniel.
Anyhow, threw the cover on and got to work. Hard to really enjoy sex when there’s a latex barrier but I assume she does this a lot...or quite often. Little freaky as she gives you those “fuck me harder” eyes when you rail her. Says she likes anal and other freaky shit, but said I have “to spoil her more” whatever guess I’ll settle for simp sex.
wanted me to cum on her ass/chest/ anywhere not in her mouth...but I always push the envelope and busted a frothy load in her mouth as she reluctantly hesitated. Bbj was better than most, tested her gag reflex (hot!) and locked eyes while sucking the head. Very sloppy blowjob, had her spit dripping down my balls into my ass, which actually felt good- in a way that I felt like I was making her work for her money. After 25 mins or so, she hits me with the “my jaw is sore” so I just throat fuck her to explosion.
damage was $150 sex + room + dinner which realistically, was not worth it. Very disappointed, more so in myself for being a fucking simp- because she is cute.
Body- 6.
Ass is nice, 8.0
Tits 3.0 they are fucking weird and saggy, like she was a fat girl who mysteriously lost weight by starving herself. Stretch marks and beyond saggy and decrepit looking.
Mouth- 7.0 nice lips. Can suck a mean dick.
she is cute but your time is better reserved elsewhere, unless you’re into tattood chicks who waste your time and money, and make you wear a rubber like a typical John.