I heard this one today. Thought it was cute. Anyone care to post some others?
Anyway, this guy takes this prom queen out on a first date. She the bomb, beautiful face, body, the works. But unfortunately for our friend, she's also very prim and proper. During dinner, the subject of sex is brought up. She asks her date, "Do you believe in pre-marital sex"? Not wanting to ruin a perfectly good evening up to that point, our hero says, "NO, I don't". She gives him a playful, happy grin, which our friend takes to mean that he gave the right answer.
Finally, they arrive at the movie theater. As the lights go down, our hero is all over this girl. Kissing her neck, grabbing her breasts, and stroking her thighs. Stunned, the date tries to push the guy off, saying "But I thought that you didn't believe in pre-marital sex!!" to which our hero replies, "Well, I have no intention of marrying you".
This was actually a cleaned up version. I guess it would be funnier if I used words likes tits and f**k, but I wanted to keep it semi-clean. Please don't be harsh, I've had a lousy day.
MW
Anyway, this guy takes this prom queen out on a first date. She the bomb, beautiful face, body, the works. But unfortunately for our friend, she's also very prim and proper. During dinner, the subject of sex is brought up. She asks her date, "Do you believe in pre-marital sex"? Not wanting to ruin a perfectly good evening up to that point, our hero says, "NO, I don't". She gives him a playful, happy grin, which our friend takes to mean that he gave the right answer.
Finally, they arrive at the movie theater. As the lights go down, our hero is all over this girl. Kissing her neck, grabbing her breasts, and stroking her thighs. Stunned, the date tries to push the guy off, saying "But I thought that you didn't believe in pre-marital sex!!" to which our hero replies, "Well, I have no intention of marrying you".
This was actually a cleaned up version. I guess it would be funnier if I used words likes tits and f**k, but I wanted to keep it semi-clean. Please don't be harsh, I've had a lousy day.
MW