Too Little, Too Late
A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted,
and St. Peter says to the guy, "I can't see that you
did anything really good in your life, but you never
did anything bad either. I tell you what, if you can
tell me one really good deed that you did, you're in."
So the guy says, "Once I was driving down the road and
saw a gang of bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I
pulled over, got out my car, grabbed a tire iron and
walked straight up to the gang's leader--a huge ugly
guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with
hair all over his body, and a chain running from his
nose to his ear.
Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear
and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then
I turned around and, wielding my tire iron, yelled to
the rest of them, 'You leave this poor, innocent lady
alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go
home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
Impressed, St. Peter says, "Really? I can't seem to
find this in your file. When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."
A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted,
and St. Peter says to the guy, "I can't see that you
did anything really good in your life, but you never
did anything bad either. I tell you what, if you can
tell me one really good deed that you did, you're in."
So the guy says, "Once I was driving down the road and
saw a gang of bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I
pulled over, got out my car, grabbed a tire iron and
walked straight up to the gang's leader--a huge ugly
guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with
hair all over his body, and a chain running from his
nose to his ear.
Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear
and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then
I turned around and, wielding my tire iron, yelled to
the rest of them, 'You leave this poor, innocent lady
alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go
home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
Impressed, St. Peter says, "Really? I can't seem to
find this in your file. When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."