Old Lovers
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and
asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made
love to you from behind?"
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there
again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good
idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, and having a chuckle to
himself.
He thinks, 'I've got to see this...two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them so's there's no trouble.'
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning
on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down
and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around
and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves
in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking
and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for
about forty minutes! She's yellling, "Ohhhh, God!"
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the
most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both
collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has rned
something about life that he didn't know. He starts to
think about his own aged parents and wonders whether
they still have sex like this. After about half an
hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly
amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask
him what his secret is.'
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was
something else, you must have been shagging for about
forty minutes.How do you manage it? You must have had
a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of
secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says,"except that
fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."