Here are a few in no particular order:
1. Make amends with seeker (odds ~ even)
2. Land an Indian chick NP4P (odds ~ 1000:1)
3. Find a steady girlfriend (odds ~ 5:1)
4. Quit drinking (odds ~ 75:1)
5. Lose 15-20 pounds (odds ~ 12:1)
6. Limit after hours visits to once a month (odds ~ 50:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 15:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 2:1)
9. Stop cruising hookers (odds ~ 25:1)
10. Meet EddyBear (odds ~ 8:1)
Gavy
1. Make amends with seeker (odds ~ even)
2. Land an Indian chick NP4P (odds ~ 1000:1)
3. Find a steady girlfriend (odds ~ 5:1)
4. Quit drinking (odds ~ 75:1)
5. Lose 15-20 pounds (odds ~ 12:1)
6. Limit after hours visits to once a month (odds ~ 50:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 15:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 2:1)
9. Stop cruising hookers (odds ~ 25:1)
10. Meet EddyBear (odds ~ 8:1)
Gavy