New Year's Resolutions (2008 and 2009)

#28
Here are a few in no particular order:

1. Make amends with seeker (odds ~ even)
2. Land an Indian chick NP4P (odds ~ 1000:1)
3. Find a steady girlfriend (odds ~ 5:1)
4. Quit drinking (odds ~ 75:1)
5. Lose 15-20 pounds (odds ~ 12:1)
6. Limit after hours visits to once a month (odds ~ 50:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 15:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 2:1)
9. Stop cruising hookers (odds ~ 25:1)
10. Meet EddyBear (odds ~ 8:1)

Gavy

Merely 16 days into the new year and you've broken half of your resolutions already lol!
 
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#30
One of my coworkers is from Georgia (part of the old USSR) and apparently this past Monday was their new years. I suggest that Gavy is part Georgian and gets to hit the reset button, after a hearty, multi-day NYE celebration.
 
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#33
I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.


LOLOL
Dude, you are a monger.

What are the odds?

And I hope you mean women... :)
 
#36
I can't believe I am included in anyone's new years resolution but it's very sweet.

Mine are

Be healthier mentally and physically
Start doing my plans instead of making them
Make better use of my time
Be more rational
Turn of my TV and computer and get out more
 

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#39
41 days in...let's see where I am

1. Make amends with seeker (odds ~ even)
There have been attempts, flare-ups, olive branches...might be more difficult than I thought.

gavycrav said:
2. Land an Indian chick NP4P (odds ~ 1000:1)
That cute waitress from Bangladesh never called. Maybe I should pay her a visit. The odds are still astronomical on this one.

gavycrav said:
3. Find a steady girlfriend (odds ~ 5:1)
In a surprisingly fun relationship right now. Let's see where it goes.

gavycrav said:
4. Quit drinking (odds ~ 75:1)
Have had less than three beers since January 15th. It's a start.

The "chubby" gc said:
5. Lose 15-20 pounds (odds ~ 12:1)
Tone down one vice, the other one pops up. Harder than I thought.

gavycrav said:
6. Limit after hours visits to once a month (odds ~ 50:1)
Doing better than expected.

gavycrav said:
7. Save money (odds ~ 15:1)
Less drinking, dating a simple 21 year old...hell, I have more money than normal

gavycrav said:
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 2:1)
I am planning around the APM's birthday in March.

gavycrav said:
9. Stop cruising hookers (odds ~ 25:1)
Still cruise, just haven't picked up yet this year...sober, that is.

gavycrav said:
10. Meet EddyBear (odds ~ 8:1)
See #8

And I have toned down my masturbatory activities...

Gavy
 
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