New Year's Resolutions (2008 and 2009)

Gavvy Cravath

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#1
#1
Here are a few in no particular order:

1. Make amends with seeker (odds ~ even)
2. Land an Indian chick NP4P (odds ~ 1000:1)
3. Find a steady girlfriend (odds ~ 5:1)
4. Quit drinking (odds ~ 75:1)
5. Lose 15-20 pounds (odds ~ 12:1)
6. Limit after hours visits to once a month (odds ~ 50:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 15:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 2:1)
9. Stop cruising hookers (odds ~ 25:1)
10. Meet EddyBear (odds ~ 8:1)

Gavy
 
paulbunyon

paulbunyon

#2
#2
All commendable and most seem reasonable enough that you can meet them. I think the hardest for you just might be to quit the bottle. You love to drink.
 
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marcinny

#4
#4
New Year's Resolutions (2008)

Here are a few in no particular order:

1. Never make amends with seeker (odds ~ :p)
2. Lose 10 pounds or more.
3. Curb my mongering to once a month (odds - no chance).
4. Sleep midnight to 7:00 am instead of 4:00 am to 11:00 am (odds ~ 10000000000000:1)
5. Start going to Nevada Smith to watch soccer games (odds - seems too easy)
6. Read all the books of Phillip Roth (odds ~ 8:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 150:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 7:1)
9. Go to see Emily (odds ~ 10:1)
10. Meet EddyBear and try to convert him to Baha'i (odds ~ 12:1)
 
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celtic knight

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#5
I started work on my resolution 4 months ago. I started taking Chantix. I quit smoking 2 months ago. No more pill. I am out here in Vegas spending time in casinos and I don't even crave a cigarette. This pill is a miracle -- at least for me. I started smoking at 9 years old and I am now 70. If I fall off the wagon, I will give up mongering...............That is not going to happen.
 
wolf5958

wolf5958

lil Fuzzybear
#6
#6
celtic knight said:
I started work on my resolution 4 months ago. I started taking Chantix. I quit smoking 2 months ago. No more pill. I am out here in Vegas spending time in casinos and I don't even crave a cigarette. This pill is a miracle -- at least for me. I started smoking at 9 years old and I am now 70. If I fall off the wagon, I will give up mongering...............That is not going to happen.
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Chantix worked for me as well. This year quit smoking, quit drinking. Now I have more funds for the one vice I have left..........
 
Gavvy Cravath

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#9
#9
I haven't masturbated since Sunday. Doing well. I haven't mongered since last week either. No after hours entrances so far this year (although I wasn't permitted entrance).

OK, we're making progress.

Gavy
 
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puffin

#10
#10
On ocassions when I do decide to rent some err "companionship" I will treat myself to a VIP level girl. If I can't afford it... I'll save up.
 
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seeker6591

banned
#11
#11
I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.


LOLOL
 
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RuffToy

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#13
seeker6591 said:
I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.

I will not lie to girls.


LOLOL
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But it's OK to lie to guys?
 
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