New Year's Resolutions (2008 and 2009)

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tattooed_asian_kim

#41
#41
My New Year's Resolutions:
1. Do Greek, while using a big vibrator in my pussy. I still haven't popped the cherry for this one, yet.
2. I do have a short list of providers I want to fuck. Yep, I do. Most of them are touring porn star types.
3. Finish unpacking boxes in my apartment. It takes me a long time because I'm too busy fucking!
4. Figure out Tantric. Seriously, I think I have way too much "yin"/Energizer Bunny energy for this activity.
5. Try out "vibrating anal beads."
6. Do some new photos for you guys. I love doing photos for you.
7. Find some more high quality, highly reviewed women of color to do doubles with. Most of my current list of girl/girl partners are white women, and I'd like to skew that a little bit.
8. Do a new pole dancing video. My old pole dancing video is poorly lit and... kind of on the old side.
9. Hang out more in Manhattan. Last year, I spent a lot of the year acclimating, and this year, I have better ideas of where I would like to spend my free time.
10. More snowballing and Asian!
 
paulbunyon

paulbunyon

#42
#42
gavycrav said:
Here are a few in no particular order:

1. Make amends with seeker (odds ~ even)
2. Land an Indian chick NP4P (odds ~ 1000:1)
3. Find a steady girlfriend (odds ~ 5:1)
4. Quit drinking (odds ~ 75:1)
5. Lose 15-20 pounds (odds ~ 12:1)
6. Limit after hours visits to once a month (odds ~ 50:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 15:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 2:1)
9. Stop cruising hookers (odds ~ 25:1)
10. Meet EddyBear (odds ~ 8:1)

Gavy
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Hey he keep about 3 1/2 out of 10. Thats actually not a bad batting average as far as New Years resolutions go.
 
Gavvy Cravath

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#43
#43
gavycrav said:
Here are a few in no particular order:

1. Make amends with seeker (odds ~ even)
2. Land an Indian chick NP4P (odds ~ 1000:1)
3. Find a steady girlfriend (odds ~ 5:1)
4. Quit drinking (odds ~ 75:1)
5. Lose 15-20 pounds (odds ~ 12:1)
6. Limit after hours visits to once a month (odds ~ 50:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 15:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 2:1)
9. Stop cruising hookers (odds ~ 25:1)
10. Meet EddyBear (odds ~ 8:1)

Gavy
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4, 6, 9, 10 and putting in some time at 3.

Four out of ten. Not bad.
 
Traderdave

Traderdave

#44
#44
1.Fix the prostatitis issue
2.More mongering
3.More np4p
4.Finally at my age 50+ I'm getting hit on. It took this long. It must be the baby face I kept all these years
 
A

akm495

#46
#46
1) I resolve to being the best person I can be.
2) Respect others, and their opinions, no matter how much I may disagree.
3) Visit more UG advertisers.
4) Break 100
5) Do not get worked up over situations I cannot control.
6) Read more.

And finally a New Years wish to all; Continued health, happiness and prosperity to you, your family in 2009 and beyond.
 
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marcinny

#47
#47
marcinny said:
Here are a few in no particular order:

1. Never make amends with seeker (odds ~ :p)
2. Lose 10 pounds or more.
3. Curb my mongering to once a month (odds - no chance).
4. Sleep midnight to 7:00 am instead of 4:00 am to 11:00 am (odds ~ 10000000000000:1)
5. Start going to Nevada Smith to watch soccer games (odds - seems too easy)
6. Read all the books of Phillip Roth (odds ~ 8:1)
7. Save money (odds ~ 150:1)
8. Make the next UG Party (odds ~ 7:1)
9. Go to see Emily (odds ~ 10:1)
10. Meet EddyBear and try to convert him to Baha'i (odds ~ 12:1)
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Let me declare it publicly that I have not fulfilled any of my promises as noble as some of them were.
 
F

fuckingahole

#49
#49
marcinny said:
Well, I can't say that I have exactly made amends with seeker but was more about joking with gavy's pledge to make up with him. So, not a real resolution.
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Word has it you and Seeks are meeting in Times Square New Years Eve under the new Waterford Crystal.. any truth in that?
 
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D

desilove

#53
#53
My New Years Resolutions

Im veering away from my typical lose weight, quit smoking ones and borrowing from the great, mary ann radmacher with some personal touches of my own:

To love with intention
Walk to the edge.
listen hard.
practice wellness.
play with abandon.
laugh.
eat less cookies (not likely)
finally call in my np4p night out rain check before Gavy gets married;)
pee on the streets of NY w/ MarcinNY
choose with no regret.
continue to learn.
appreciate my friends.
measure my success by my smiles not fortune
cry more tears of happiness not sadness
do what I love (emphasis on what I love)
LIVE AS IF THIS IS ALL THERE IS.
 
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