A new place in midtown
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Boris walks down street. I give him package with an unsuspecting bomb. Door gets locked. He can't get out. Who gets blown up? Me.
TV Announcer: So do you want us to change the plot?
Boris Badanov: No, just give me top billing.
TV Announcer: Impossible! TV villains never get top billing. So be sure to stay tuned for Rocky and his Fiends. Hey Boris, come back with that "R"!
TV commercial circa 1965
TV Announcer: So do you want us to change the plot?
Boris Badanov: No, just give me top billing.
TV Announcer: Impossible! TV villains never get top billing. So be sure to stay tuned for Rocky and his Fiends. Hey Boris, come back with that "R"!
TV commercial circa 1965
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Boris and Natasha
Boris is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. Boris is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." Boris begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally he says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When Boris gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks and the glass and it's clear . Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
Boris yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and Boris takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night Boris comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and Boris comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. Boris begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?"
Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."
Boris is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. Boris is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." Boris begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally he says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When Boris gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks and the glass and it's clear . Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
Boris yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and Boris takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night Boris comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and Boris comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. Boris begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?"
Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."