UG member roast for smileyashley
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Umm, the pics on R&S make her look garden [state] variety cute. As to her sexual prowese, I have never partaken so I can't comment.
Some of you johns really need to watch the words you throw around.
If 'Ashley' is "gorgeous", what is a Halle Berry? Gorgeous to the power of 10?
Not saying that she isn't cute, just not "gorgeous".
Some of you johns really need to watch the words you throw around.
If 'Ashley' is "gorgeous", what is a Halle Berry? Gorgeous to the power of 10?
Not saying that she isn't cute, just not "gorgeous".
Thorn, you are dead on with both your posts. Yes she is very
pleasant on the eyes. But not in Halle Berry's league.
Not in Halle from Kamasutra's league.
She is what she is, not popeye, a nice girl who is lost in this
business. Doesn't belong here. At 1 am on 6/6/02, she begged me to take her someplace to earn more money. I took her
to Manhattan. Took her down by the strret near Edelweis.
She told me she was better looking than those "girls."
I told he those so called girls make money, you can't make any money here. You ain't got the right package. Took her to
27th st. by nasty Patty's hotel. Guys were circling the block
looking at her in the car. I lowered her window and she freaked out. Told her to talk to them. They want a date. She said how do you know. I told her the reason he drove around the block three times, isn't because he's lost. She couldn't handle it. Just a little
eye opener shock therapy on my part. Took her home right after
that. Saw her the next night when she joined UG. Passed up
my 20/40 poker game to help her out. She needed cash bad.
I told her at 50 a pop, she could do the whole poker game.
Ten minutes away. She said she would want $ a piece.
Still had her nose so far in the air, she couldn't grasp the
reality of the situation. She needed 2 large for school the next am.
So she said.
pleasant on the eyes. But not in Halle Berry's league.
Not in Halle from Kamasutra's league.
She is what she is, not popeye, a nice girl who is lost in this
business. Doesn't belong here. At 1 am on 6/6/02, she begged me to take her someplace to earn more money. I took her
to Manhattan. Took her down by the strret near Edelweis.
She told me she was better looking than those "girls."
I told he those so called girls make money, you can't make any money here. You ain't got the right package. Took her to
27th st. by nasty Patty's hotel. Guys were circling the block
looking at her in the car. I lowered her window and she freaked out. Told her to talk to them. They want a date. She said how do you know. I told her the reason he drove around the block three times, isn't because he's lost. She couldn't handle it. Just a little
eye opener shock therapy on my part. Took her home right after
that. Saw her the next night when she joined UG. Passed up
my 20/40 poker game to help her out. She needed cash bad.
I told her at 50 a pop, she could do the whole poker game.
Ten minutes away. She said she would want $ a piece.
Still had her nose so far in the air, she couldn't grasp the
reality of the situation. She needed 2 large for school the next am.
So she said.
Gorgeous NO, Attractive Yes
Like I said earlier, Sam/Ash is attractive, but gorgeous? I think not. Gorgeous is reserved for that special woman. The one that many of us men only see in our minds eye, excluding those in the public eye.
Now Stunning, is something else altogether different.
Having met Monique, at the same party that I met Ashley at. Monique was stunning.
A refreshingly attractive, young black woman, who knows how to hold a conversation to help keep a persons interest in her piqued. (get it Ash?) Tall, smooth skin, perfectly shaped breasts that were not large and the cutiest little tiny hinnie that I've ever seen on a woman of color.
Ashley, attractive/pretty, YES.
The kind of girl you could kiss and them give a pearl necklace and a facial to.
Gorgeous, I think NOT.
IMHO
All in the spirit of the ROAST. LOL
rollin
Like I said earlier, Sam/Ash is attractive, but gorgeous? I think not. Gorgeous is reserved for that special woman. The one that many of us men only see in our minds eye, excluding those in the public eye.
Now Stunning, is something else altogether different.
Having met Monique, at the same party that I met Ashley at. Monique was stunning.
A refreshingly attractive, young black woman, who knows how to hold a conversation to help keep a persons interest in her piqued. (get it Ash?) Tall, smooth skin, perfectly shaped breasts that were not large and the cutiest little tiny hinnie that I've ever seen on a woman of color.
Ashley, attractive/pretty, YES.
The kind of girl you could kiss and them give a pearl necklace and a facial to.
Gorgeous, I think NOT.
IMHO
All in the spirit of the ROAST. LOL
rollin
daro anyone ever tell you reveal TMI?
It amazes me how men get too involved in a providers life.
If the two of you were friends before I apologize, otherwise all this helping her with work seems to be crossing some sort of line..
Sorry Phantom but you allowed yourself to be played.
(I guess now I will feel your wrath)
It amazes me how men get too involved in a providers life.
If the two of you were friends before I apologize, otherwise all this helping her with work seems to be crossing some sort of line..
Sorry Phantom but you allowed yourself to be played.
(I guess now I will feel your wrath)
Kimmie, you're so right. I thought I would enjoy fucking with
her head a little. I didn't enjoy it. I guess deep down I am too
nice a person. I emailed our guest of honor. I told her I was
done having my fun at her expense. I went into this with my
eyes open and knew what I was doing. I just can't understand
how a person can beg you to help her buy a $1500.00 lap top.
Tell you she has $$$$$ and can you pleaseeee put up a grand.
When you are in line to pay, she reaches into her pocket and
pulls out 5 bills. Hands them to you. ALL 5 WERE TWENTIES.
Talk about balls. With tax and warranty, bag, lock, etc.
It came to $2100.00, less her $, it was 2 large. Yes she did pay
me back about $$$$$$. So I'm out $$$$. The 1 grand was my
contribution. Call it a belated B Day gift. I don't need the $$$$.
I piss that away like water. I just thought I would play a little
hardball with her. Well guys the game is over. I think both of us
came out a loser. I lost some money. She's still lost in the big
game of life. I wish her no harm in life. Best wishes to her at
either school or her current agency. A new CEO friend of mine,
gave me a heads up, that playing hardball against the yankees
team isn't the best idea. Like the Mets, you come out a loser.
Thanks gem. Enjoy that vacation. Good health always.
I want to thank all of you for your input and thoughts.
This whole experience was a real eye opener into the incall
agency business. I learned a lot. I keep learning every day.
Not sure if this is my last post. It is my last post on this
subject or thread. Samantha, I will be interested to see where
you actually wind up. The betting odds say not at Oxford, but
sometimes the longshot does cross the wire first. IMHO.
Kimmie, you're right again. TMI. I got that one fast. A lesson
I will remember. Yes, they tell you what needs to be said, to
get the desired response or result from you. The judge nailed
it the other day for me. They size you up right off the bat.
her head a little. I didn't enjoy it. I guess deep down I am too
nice a person. I emailed our guest of honor. I told her I was
done having my fun at her expense. I went into this with my
eyes open and knew what I was doing. I just can't understand
how a person can beg you to help her buy a $1500.00 lap top.
Tell you she has $$$$$ and can you pleaseeee put up a grand.
When you are in line to pay, she reaches into her pocket and
pulls out 5 bills. Hands them to you. ALL 5 WERE TWENTIES.
Talk about balls. With tax and warranty, bag, lock, etc.
It came to $2100.00, less her $, it was 2 large. Yes she did pay
me back about $$$$$$. So I'm out $$$$. The 1 grand was my
contribution. Call it a belated B Day gift. I don't need the $$$$.
I piss that away like water. I just thought I would play a little
hardball with her. Well guys the game is over. I think both of us
came out a loser. I lost some money. She's still lost in the big
game of life. I wish her no harm in life. Best wishes to her at
either school or her current agency. A new CEO friend of mine,
gave me a heads up, that playing hardball against the yankees
team isn't the best idea. Like the Mets, you come out a loser.
Thanks gem. Enjoy that vacation. Good health always.
I want to thank all of you for your input and thoughts.
This whole experience was a real eye opener into the incall
agency business. I learned a lot. I keep learning every day.
Not sure if this is my last post. It is my last post on this
subject or thread. Samantha, I will be interested to see where
you actually wind up. The betting odds say not at Oxford, but
sometimes the longshot does cross the wire first. IMHO.
Kimmie, you're right again. TMI. I got that one fast. A lesson
I will remember. Yes, they tell you what needs to be said, to
get the desired response or result from you. The judge nailed
it the other day for me. They size you up right off the bat.
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