UG member roast for smileyashley
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TWIN MINDS THINK ALIKE! I like where you're going with it.
And yes, it was that "tude" that got me the first time I saw her
at Amber's. Told me to take a shower, made me wait 30 minutes
for the sixer game to end on tv. Then the driver calls her and
says their leaving in 10 minutes. Tells me to hurry up, you got
5 minutes. Also if Paul asks, you only stayed a half hour.
That way I can say you only gave me 160, even though you
actually gave me $$. And then asked for a tip, on top of
the 40 she just scammed Paul out of.
Yes if you look up YMMV in the dictionary, her picture is there.
I had a lot of fun, laughs, sex with perks, and enjoyable times.
At a fee of $$, she was a bargain compared to the scarry
providers out there. I just couldn't handle all the BS and sob
stories any longer.
Also, Flounder, do you have something in common with the kid
in Animal House. Are you a legacy? LOL. Somehow I think I
know who you were. But since I'm a pole, I'm slow.
And yes, it was that "tude" that got me the first time I saw her
at Amber's. Told me to take a shower, made me wait 30 minutes
for the sixer game to end on tv. Then the driver calls her and
says their leaving in 10 minutes. Tells me to hurry up, you got
5 minutes. Also if Paul asks, you only stayed a half hour.
That way I can say you only gave me 160, even though you
actually gave me $$. And then asked for a tip, on top of
the 40 she just scammed Paul out of.
Yes if you look up YMMV in the dictionary, her picture is there.
I had a lot of fun, laughs, sex with perks, and enjoyable times.
At a fee of $$, she was a bargain compared to the scarry
providers out there. I just couldn't handle all the BS and sob
stories any longer.
Also, Flounder, do you have something in common with the kid
in Animal House. Are you a legacy? LOL. Somehow I think I
know who you were. But since I'm a pole, I'm slow.
Looks, good. Attitude, eech.
After having a conversation with another girl that Sam/Ash has worked with, I decided not to indulge.
Though, when I was looking for a small breasted provider I was referred to her my many hobbyists. Of course I did my research and found a multitude of very mixed reviews of her. In fact probably more negative than positive in some way or another.
Her pictures, that were on the NJ Exotics site were great. Showing all of her including her face before they were edited and finally taken off because of some harassment stuff. I thought at that time that I would like to see her, having the exotic looks that she has and that she has little tits.
Then I had the oportunity to meet her, only briefly to say Hello mind you, at the JewelsGems party.
I will say, that she is attractive and has a nice body, but certainly not what I had expected.
As I was introduced to her, she immediately seemed to put on a disinterested AIR about her, as if my shit stinks and yours doesn't. To bad, My green is as green as the next guys and I was going to at least give her a try at the party, but not after that.
So, as this other provider had told me, she had worked with her and found her to be less interested in pleasing her clients and more interested in making as much money as she could get out of her clients and as quick as she could.
Sound like a hustler? Well maybe (not). She did get a lap top though, didn't she.
As far as being a Law student, I think not. You do need to be able to spell, or even use a dictionary, to get out of High School, don't you. Although you never know now a days, do you.
As far as transferring from NYU Lawr to Oxford, give us a break will ya.
I remember that Kimberly Taylor aka Penthouse Pet was going to "LAWR" school at a community college on Long Island, yeah right. Look where she is now. Running an escort service out of FL. Not that, that's a bad thing either. She is most likely make money hand over fist. Enough to pay for an Oxford education anyway. Something your not going to do hooking in NJ.
So, as this thread is for "ROAST" purposes for Smileyashley, with a light heartedness attitude. This is my contribution.
Sam/Ash, good luck and enjoy.
rollin
After having a conversation with another girl that Sam/Ash has worked with, I decided not to indulge.
Though, when I was looking for a small breasted provider I was referred to her my many hobbyists. Of course I did my research and found a multitude of very mixed reviews of her. In fact probably more negative than positive in some way or another.
Her pictures, that were on the NJ Exotics site were great. Showing all of her including her face before they were edited and finally taken off because of some harassment stuff. I thought at that time that I would like to see her, having the exotic looks that she has and that she has little tits.
Then I had the oportunity to meet her, only briefly to say Hello mind you, at the JewelsGems party.
I will say, that she is attractive and has a nice body, but certainly not what I had expected.
As I was introduced to her, she immediately seemed to put on a disinterested AIR about her, as if my shit stinks and yours doesn't. To bad, My green is as green as the next guys and I was going to at least give her a try at the party, but not after that.
So, as this other provider had told me, she had worked with her and found her to be less interested in pleasing her clients and more interested in making as much money as she could get out of her clients and as quick as she could.
Sound like a hustler? Well maybe (not). She did get a lap top though, didn't she.
As far as being a Law student, I think not. You do need to be able to spell, or even use a dictionary, to get out of High School, don't you. Although you never know now a days, do you.
As far as transferring from NYU Lawr to Oxford, give us a break will ya.
I remember that Kimberly Taylor aka Penthouse Pet was going to "LAWR" school at a community college on Long Island, yeah right. Look where she is now. Running an escort service out of FL. Not that, that's a bad thing either. She is most likely make money hand over fist. Enough to pay for an Oxford education anyway. Something your not going to do hooking in NJ.
So, as this thread is for "ROAST" purposes for Smileyashley, with a light heartedness attitude. This is my contribution.
Sam/Ash, good luck and enjoy.
rollin
Thank you rollin, for keeping things rollin along.
As the MC I just want to keep things moving along.
Flounder, didn't mean to try to reveal your identity.
Just like to know, who is sitting here at the table with me.
Since you're sitting about 10" from the table, and you're not fat, I thought you were someone else.LOL.
Another time Sam and I go into a mom and pop italian
restaurant we frequented. As we walk by the bar, I notice a
small black person with blonde highlights on top of his head.
Small person like in dwarf. I recognize him from the Howard
Stern show. He's drinking a beer in a tall glass, he actually has
to look up at it, to take a drink from it. I say hello to him.
It's Beetlejuice. We go sit down and she makes an off color remark about him. I tell her who he is, she never heard of him.
Tells me she doesn't watch tv. I tell her you probably can't
spell tv. I tell her she shouldn't say stuff like that. I tell her
what do you think all these people are saying about you now.
You're here with a 6 foot tall, 45 yr old, white guy, who
definitely isn't your father or uncle. Sorry, I don't resemble
Harry Belafonte. I tell her they all know in here what this is
all about. It's all about the benjamin's. Just some more true
insight into what are guest of honor is really like. But it's not
news to most of you here. IMHO.
As the MC I just want to keep things moving along.
Flounder, didn't mean to try to reveal your identity.
Just like to know, who is sitting here at the table with me.
Since you're sitting about 10" from the table, and you're not fat, I thought you were someone else.LOL.
Another time Sam and I go into a mom and pop italian
restaurant we frequented. As we walk by the bar, I notice a
small black person with blonde highlights on top of his head.
Small person like in dwarf. I recognize him from the Howard
Stern show. He's drinking a beer in a tall glass, he actually has
to look up at it, to take a drink from it. I say hello to him.
It's Beetlejuice. We go sit down and she makes an off color remark about him. I tell her who he is, she never heard of him.
Tells me she doesn't watch tv. I tell her you probably can't
spell tv. I tell her she shouldn't say stuff like that. I tell her
what do you think all these people are saying about you now.
You're here with a 6 foot tall, 45 yr old, white guy, who
definitely isn't your father or uncle. Sorry, I don't resemble
Harry Belafonte. I tell her they all know in here what this is
all about. It's all about the benjamin's. Just some more true
insight into what are guest of honor is really like. But it's not
news to most of you here. IMHO.
Met her once
Had a great time. Was in Somerset which had great rooms. Had an extra 1/2 hour from Jewel from a previous missed appt beyond her control.
She had a dinner date after (probably you Daro?) that she kept waiting just to tweak him.
Anyway, we had some extra time between bouts and she told me her life story. Over the next couple of days just for sh*ts and giggles I checked a few items out. Guess what, nothing jived. So I guess I will agree with those who don't expect her to cross the pond. I have no idea why she would cook a story like that up. I am sure she has a ready made reason for not going. Should be interesting.
But again, I had a great time and the stories were quite entertaining.
I also E-mailed her and tried to hook up. No response.
Had a great time. Was in Somerset which had great rooms. Had an extra 1/2 hour from Jewel from a previous missed appt beyond her control.
She had a dinner date after (probably you Daro?) that she kept waiting just to tweak him.
Anyway, we had some extra time between bouts and she told me her life story. Over the next couple of days just for sh*ts and giggles I checked a few items out. Guess what, nothing jived. So I guess I will agree with those who don't expect her to cross the pond. I have no idea why she would cook a story like that up. I am sure she has a ready made reason for not going. Should be interesting.
But again, I had a great time and the stories were quite entertaining.
I also E-mailed her and tried to hook up. No response.
SAMASH
Here is my little contibution and I think we should see a lot of Dittos.
Made appointment days in advance.
Called to confirm 2 hours before
(guess where this is going yet ? )
Drove 50 miles to the hotel
Called
Not back yet call in fifteeen minutes
Called again MIA no ETA
Drove 50 miles home
HR
Sleep
DOG
PS it turns out she extended an outcall with one of my fellow UG members and a bottle of MOET.
Here is my little contibution and I think we should see a lot of Dittos.
Made appointment days in advance.
Called to confirm 2 hours before
(guess where this is going yet ? )
Drove 50 miles to the hotel
Called
Not back yet call in fifteeen minutes
Called again MIA no ETA
Drove 50 miles home
HR
Sleep
DOG
PS it turns out she extended an outcall with one of my fellow UG members and a bottle of MOET.
Phantom, I understand but you always seem to come off as so bitter.. You take things too personally.
From what I got from your post, and knowing you, it appeared to me that you felt she didnt want to see you again because she didnt like you. Not everyone hates you....well....
If I read it wrong I apologize, but like I said from what I read, and knowing you, you took it way too personally.
I see you are not as fat as Kimmie anymore. It was fun while it lasted. I believe obi is from the Star Wars movies.
From what I got from your post, and knowing you, it appeared to me that you felt she didnt want to see you again because she didnt like you. Not everyone hates you....well....
If I read it wrong I apologize, but like I said from what I read, and knowing you, you took it way too personally.
I see you are not as fat as Kimmie anymore. It was fun while it lasted. I believe obi is from the Star Wars movies.
To jl, and others this is funny. It's not meant to be something
sick. Our guest of honor just emailed me. It took a while to
translate it into english. Her 3 emails on friday were a lot easier to read. They were well written and well thought out.
She told me to trust her and believe her when she told me we
would settle our differences on friday. ( strictly business)
There is no personal attack here. It got to the point where
I just couldn't believe her act any longer. I was looking for
some input from others as to her credability. Others here
must know her well. Can she be believed. I wasn't sure if
she was going to UK or staying in US. I am not a person
who would do anything to a provider who I cared for as a
friend. So believe me on that one. I just thought a little push
in the right direction may expedite the situation.
Now she tells me she thought she would have seen many
clients by now, and we could settle our differences.
I had hoped with all the publicity I was giving her on this
thread, people would flock to see her and she would make
some money, and we could square up. That was my sole intent.
Also to get feedback on past experiences with her from others.
I will wait for her answer back before I continue on with the roast.
I am a straight up guy, who just wanted some straight up answers and got jerked around again.
sick. Our guest of honor just emailed me. It took a while to
translate it into english. Her 3 emails on friday were a lot easier to read. They were well written and well thought out.
She told me to trust her and believe her when she told me we
would settle our differences on friday. ( strictly business)
There is no personal attack here. It got to the point where
I just couldn't believe her act any longer. I was looking for
some input from others as to her credability. Others here
must know her well. Can she be believed. I wasn't sure if
she was going to UK or staying in US. I am not a person
who would do anything to a provider who I cared for as a
friend. So believe me on that one. I just thought a little push
in the right direction may expedite the situation.
Now she tells me she thought she would have seen many
clients by now, and we could settle our differences.
I had hoped with all the publicity I was giving her on this
thread, people would flock to see her and she would make
some money, and we could square up. That was my sole intent.
Also to get feedback on past experiences with her from others.
I will wait for her answer back before I continue on with the roast.
I am a straight up guy, who just wanted some straight up answers and got jerked around again.
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