UG member roast for smileyashley

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#61
I admit I enjoy browsing through UG and reading stuff like this. Beside Phantom, you make me feel so welcumed here. How could I leave?

Thanks for suggesting I get my own avatar, does this mean I have to give you head now? Or Slinky? Or both?

After all I am soooo sexy and hot and my only goal in life is to please men.. :rolleyes:
 
#64
PS -- "Avatar" is what people misname the "tag" that appears below people's names. (Kimmie's [my hero] is "The One and Only". Phantom's is "Obi". Mine is "A.K.F.B." Yours is "Bronze".) (I believe that an "avatar" as used in this sense would have to be an image.)
 
#66
JL ( MY hero) is correct an avatar is an image.

On the Yankee discussion board which I belong, my avatar is Derek Jeter..

If Slinky had images here it would probably be a photo of some bimbo with big tits going at it with another bimbo with big tits..

Or Derek Jeter..

Phantom, no and no.. I am useless in that department.
 
#70
Originally posted by Hotpuppy
Really?
hp
Last night I was thinking about some things. This was one of them. I really couldn't remember. Only after the time limit to edit the post of mine that you quoted had passed did I remember. Sometimes things get blown entirely out proportion. The bad blood between you and I was entirely my fault.

Please accept my apologies.
 
#71
Groucho
(To Trentino)
So -- you've come to ask for clemency! I'll give the enemy
no quarter -- not a dime....

Mrs. Teasdale
But Your Excellency -- the Ambassador is here on a friendly
visit.... He came to ask you to patch up the breach.

Groucho
Let him patch up his own breeches....

Trentino
(To Groucho -- ignoring Groucho's remark)
I'm sorry we lost our tempers... I'm willing to forget if
you are.

Groucho
Forget?
(Like an injured woman)

You ask me to forget... Why, my ancestors would rise from
their graves... and I'd only have to bury them again.... A
Firefly never forgets....

Trentino
I am willing to apologize... I'm willing to do anything to
prevent this war.

Groucho
Nothing doing!! I've taken a lease on the battlefield. I'd
lose my deposit, besides, I've already ordered the ammuni-
tion....

Vera
(Putting her arms around Groucho)
Oh, Your Excellency, isn't there something I can do?

Groucho
Yes, but I'll talk to you about that when we're alone....

Mrs. Teasdale
(Coming to Groucho)
Oh, won't you reconsider...

Groucho
(Relenting)
Well, maybe I am a little headstrong... But, you know, it's
awfully hard to forget what he called me.
(Indicating Trentino)

Trentino
What I called you... Why, what did I call you?

Groucho
I don't remember.

Trentino
(With a little chuckle)
Oh -- you mean... worm?

Groucho
(Smiling coyly)
No, that wasn't it....

Trentino
Was it -- swine?

Groucho
(Same attitude as above)
No...it was a seven letter word.

Trentino
(Thinking, then with a broad smile)
Oh yes! -- UPSTART!

Groucho
That's it...

(Takes gloves from Trentino's breast pocket and

socks him across the face...and puts them in his

own breast pocket. Trentino becomes apoplectic.)
 
#74
If I could do that, I'd be on TV winning Ben Stein's money* rather than hanging around on UG.
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* Since I don't have cable, I've never actually seen that show. The single most beautiful stripper in all NYC gave me this long-standing invitation to come over to her apartment some afternoon to watch it and eat homemade guacamole, but -- you'll never believe this -- it never happened.
 
#77
Ya know sometimes I just can't figure some things out. Maybe one of the more wiser members can explain the following to me.

Had major fisticuffs with Hotpuppy, yet once again we made peace.

Yet the one person I want to make peace with more then anyone else won't even talk to me, not even in anger.

Why?
 
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