Top 10 Escort Marketing Mistakes

Chels, I don't get it either, but whatever it may be, apparently it is a dig at or towards me.

As I am tired, and a bit grumpy, I am going to refrain from commenting on the smoke up the ass comment.
 
It's been so long......

After reading this thread, I wanted to say thank you to those who have been kind to me, and to say to my pal H, if you had ever wanted to really know what I look like all you had to do was ask Slinky as he has met me :)
 
Some marketing advice for the ladies

I see a lot of marketing mistakes in the ads everywhere.

As far as I am concerned all ads should include the following

In or out call or both
Menu including restrictions
MOSG or single shot
Rates for different times and or services
Smoker or not
Tattoo’s or not
Piercings or not
Measurements including cup size
Real or enhanced
Time of service
Area services for outcall
Times to call
Method of initial contact, phone, text, email or carrier pigeon.
Links to reviews.
Screening methods employed if any.

Whatever contact method you use make sure that you check your email, messages texts or carrier pigeon loft often and return my calls. I’ll always leave a number and say when I called and when it is good to return my call.

Obviously not all ladies will be comfortable with all that in a public ad but there should be at least enough to allow me to decide I want to call you, come and see you and give you a handful of money for your time and companionship.

However the number one marketing mistake I see is fake pictures. Really ladies, with services out there like tineye and Google do you really think that we cannot easily find out if the pictures have been used anywhere anytime on the net?

My first thing after seeing an ad that I like with pictures I like is to do the tineye test. If any picture on the web site or ad fails I move on to the next ad I like.

Think it through ladies. I am an experienced consumer of your services. I am always a gentleman and not a demanding client. I have references and actually have a review posted by an SP in local site to my home in Canada attesting to the fact that I am a gentleman and a desirable client.

Who would you rather have knocking at your door? Someone like me who knows the ropes and rules and hot to treat and how not to treat an SP or some drunken asshole who liked the pictures and is angry that he is not getting the lady he thought would answer the door.

Truthful ads, make it easy for me to contact you and to know the essentials before calling should be the minimum that you put out there. It should reduce the number of no shows, the number of hang up calls etc. and eliminate a lot of time wasted for both of us.
 
I have seen several of your posts, and they are all wise with experience. Obviously you've been around the block, and around the world judging by your posts. Thank you for your insight and welcome.
 
Couldn't Agree With You More

Manitoba, your comments are spot on. The more truthful an ad, the happier and more satisfied the customer will be. Don't promise something you can't deliver.

However, consider this: you may not be the customer that some of these providers are seeking. So, their practices, while they may seem like a mistake to you, may in fact be deliberate. Like it or not, there's a lot of deception in this business.
 
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