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h4c

#81
#81
Dear ZD,

Did you say your number has a 900 in it? Good for you! You can outsource to Asia then!

I went to the Right Bank before, it was OK. I had breakfast at the old Westbury, I dated a milf who graduated the Dominican Academy. Big deal. Nobody cares. Its being on the embassy cocktail tour that counts - all those foreign women want US passports! Hey, we could be a couple, all those foreign men dig US chicks. (I never said we'd leave together.)

Let me know

your pal

h4c
 
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ZephyrineDevreux

#83
#83
H4C- The Russian Embasy just had a large benefit recently. Got the invite but didn't go.
But if I had known you do the circuit I would have gone for sure, nothing like being in the company of a man with such wit and charm ;)

Outsourcing to the Asian's eh? Now there is a novel concept, I don't know why I didn't think of it earlier! Guess I should brush up on my Lao and Mandarian pronto!


JL- lol, thank you. ♥ And yes, it is quite easy to find, along with my blog, twitter, and facebook. :)
 
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h4c

#84
#84
Dear jl,

I'm sure her URL is easily found, but I already have an image of her in my head and I really hate it when reality crashes into my conjured up reality! Plus her name is so complicated, so I re-named her 'Marge'.

Dearest zd (can I use the diminuitive? Russkys do that),

Warsaw pact parties are real fun, but last time I ended up in Honduras with some Russky babe with a set of 36DDs she codenamed Trotsky 1 and Trotsky 2.

Outsource to India, guys dig that Mumbai look.

your pal,

h4c
 
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ZephyrineDevreux

#86
#86
Мой самый дорогой H4c,
Это кажется, что хорошее время имелось всеми. Названный кодекс 36 двойных Ддов? LOL, Вы уверены, что она не была российским шпионом?

My dearest H4c,

It sounds like a good time was had by all. 36 double Dd's code named? LOL, are you sure she wasn't a Russian spy?

I don’t think that I will outsource to India, as I am quite comfortable outsourcing to my little circle of callers, and while I admire some of India’s architecture and natural beauty I don’t really care all that much for the country itself.

It is, for sure, not the country that I will be enjoying a dual citizenship with when I retire. Although it would actually be easier than my choice, as I have to deal with the sponsorship laws of where I will retire to, thank God for the friends I have made in “the circuit”. LOL. My "talents" are serving me well. Haha. :)

Hmmm, a “pre-painted” vision eh? I find it hard to believe that you don’t want it ruined as you already asked for me to post photos here.

Well loves, today I have been busy packing and getting ready for my travels tomorrow, so if I don’t respond quickly, I apologize now, as I am not sure as to what extent I will be able to utilize the internet while I am gone.

Wishing everyone a wonderful weekend and Happy Saint Patrick’s day!

Your pal,
Zephyrine
 
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nychelsea

#87
#87
ZephyrineDevreux said:
Мой самый дорогой H4c,
Это кажется, что хорошее время имелось всеми. Названный кодекс 36 двойных Ддов? LOL, Вы уверены, что она не была российским шпионом?

My dearest H4c,

It sounds like a good time was had by all. 36 double Dd's code named? LOL, are you sure she wasn't a Russian spy?

I don’t think that I will outsource to India, as I am quite comfortable outsourcing to my little circle of callers, and while I admire some of India’s architecture and natural beauty I don’t really care all that much for the country itself.

It is, for sure, not the country that I will be enjoying a dual citizenship with when I retire. Although it would actually be easier than my choice, as I have to deal with the sponsorship laws of where I will retire to, thank God for the friends I have made in “the circuit”. LOL. My "talents" are serving me well. Haha. :)

Hmmm, a “pre-painted” vision eh? I find it hard to believe that you don’t want it ruined as you already asked for me to post photos here.

Well loves, today I have been busy packing and getting ready for my travels tomorrow, so if I don’t respond quickly, I apologize now, as I am not sure as to what extent I will be able to utilize the internet while I am gone.

Wishing everyone a wonderful weekend and Happy Saint Patrick’s day!

Your pal,
Zephyrine
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And the same to you, lassie!

An Irish Blessing to you on your journey,

Chels
 
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h4c

#89
#89
My dearest zd,

Thanks for writing in that Slavic mumbo-jumbo. Before free translation on the 'net, the cool commie kids would write in Klerom or whatever they called using good ol' 'merican letters to mimic their russky utterances. But I appreciate the effort, makes me all tingly as I recall the fun of waiting and watching for the last prop plane out of 3rd world hell. Dante would have called it something cool.

I used to call the russky chick pfdd, if you get the drift.

Have a safe trip, and if you make it back, I'll put my #1 legal guy on the case to have a meeting with you that doent violate any rules anywhere for anyone.

your co-translating pal,

h4c
 
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ZephyrineDevreux

#90
#90
LOL, smart ass!

When you have your #1 legal guy contact me to have a meeting, please ask him to type slowly so that I with great hope, can understand. ;)

Your pal,
Zephyrine

Okay, am running late. Wishing everyone a very happy Saint Patricks’ day!
 
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nychelsea

#92
#92
How about this for an Irish Blessing on St. Pat's Day:

May the wind at your back
Not be the result of
The corned beef & cabbage
You had for lunch.

Erin go Bragh,

Chels
 
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nychelsea

#96
#96
Couldn't resist the Irish Blessing - a hangover (literally) from St. Pats Day.

I think Zephyrine's posts a very much worth reading. I hope she continues to give us the benefit of her experience. She is quite a lady.
 
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h4c

#97
#97
Dear jl,

imho, blowing smoke is the secondest oldest profession.

maybe if we had a monger's only pmb, the shared info would be better

your pal, who is always involved in things that end poorly,

h4c
 
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