Took another one for the team. Kimmy in Uniondale

[teps]

Here is her current ad. The first 3 photos are actual and the last one is heavily made up and heavily photo shopped.

http://newyork.************/FemaleEscorts/naughty-_-nympho-_-slut-_-_-21/14895484


I saw her this morning and I was not disappointed. Also, you can't beat her rates as compared as to what is out there now. Most of the time you spend more on someone who is a bait and switch that you go with because your little head is doing the thinking for you. At least she posts actual photos of herself.

In addition to what Muff posted above, she also gets really into it if you spend some time on DATY. She'll have multiple orgasms if you really get into it.

 

[AlwaysHavingFun]

Im hesitant about providers who do BBBJ regularly bc then you wonder if they do BBFS and I would hate to know the risk. I'd like to see her based on your reviews but do you think there are any STD/HIV concerns with her or does she have a good head on her shoulders (for a provider). I rarely venture out to find new providers as I stay in a comfort zone with ones I know or friends know.

 

[muffdvr]

Im hesitant about providers who do BBBJ regularly bc then you wonder if they do BBFS and I would hate to know the risk. I'd like to see her based on your reviews but do you think there are any STD/HIV concerns with her or does she have a good head on her shoulders (for a provider). I rarely venture out to find new providers as I stay in a comfort zone with ones I know or friends know.

Do you honestly think that I or any of the other experienced hobbyists on this board would knowingly or willingly expose ourselves, and others to STD's?

The short answer is no I have no concerns about STD's from Kimmy. First because Kimmy is clean and a smart cookie. Second because I wear a cover durring intercourse as should we all when partaking in sex with strangers. The only women I fuck without a cover is my wife.

If you worry about BBBJ then dont ask for one. Any provider that does BBBJ would still give you a covered BJ if you felt safer.

 

[Draconus]

now that you have made a public announcement they can get you too, they can sit and watch you all go in and then grab you when you come out

Hey Desi, I think you know me well enough to know that I certainly wish her no ill will nor wish to contribute to anyone getting caught. But going into and then out of a hotel isn't illegal (no matter how fast you are ). They'd need a whole lot more than that to nab one of us. That being said, it is better practice not to divulge specifics like that if you can help it.

The only women I fuck without a cover is my wife.

Muff, you have multiple wives? Or is she a split personality? That could be funky unless one found out about the other. How does one explain cheating on your wife with her alternate personality? "But honey, she looked and sounded just like you!" Heh heh.

 

[muffdvr]

Hey Desi, I think you know me well enough to know that I certainly wish her no ill will nor wish to contribute to anyone getting caught. But going into and then out of a hotel isn't illegal (no matter how fast you are ). They'd need a whole lot more than that to nab one of us. That being said, it is better practice not to divulge specifics like that if you can help it.




Muff, you have multiple wives? Or is she a split personality? That could be funky unless one found out about the other. How does one explain cheating on your wife with her alternate personality? "But honey, she looked and sounded just like you!" Heh heh.

only one wife, I cant imagine having more than one.

 

[LorenzoDeMedici]

Other than the personality...

...and the pricepoint, I was far from impressed. Sorry to say!
Face..6.75 - 7.5
Body...3.5-4.5(seriously she is not slightly bbw, the shape is just weird(so is mine I know but I'm not getting paid), but the skin is obviously youthful and soft) Plus there were scars that were disconcerting(IMO)
BJ skills....4.5(even considering bbj) This i was really disappointed in.
Attitude....10 She really is an absolute sweetheart, but for me it does not make up for the rest unfortunately. I would probably only suggest for the bbj only at 60 pricepoint.

Not trying to offend anyone. Just the facts as I see/saw them.

 

[LorenzoDeMedici]

Honestly...

Here is her current ad. The first 3 photos are actual and the last one is heavily made up and heavily photo shopped.

http://newyork.************/FemaleEscorts/naughty-_-nympho-_-slut-_-_-21/14895484


I saw her this morning and I was not disappointed. Also, you can't beat her rates as compared as to what is out there now. Most of the time you spend more on someone who is a bait and switch that you go with because your little head is doing the thinking for you. At least she posts actual photos of herself.

In addition to what Muff posted above, she also gets really into it if you spend some time on DATY. She'll have multiple orgasms if you really get into it.

...I could not bring myself too daty with her and I LOVE DATY! But to each his own. I agree about the pics except for the body. She has reason not to show too much of the torso.

 

[LorenzoDeMedici]

Maybe it's me...

As for Kimmy, she is still the same Kimmy I remember.
1. Funny, Cute, pretty,
2.sexy, curvy,
3.big D cup tits,
4.U wont be dissapointed if you see her.
5.Well worth the fee.

here is her CL add http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/ads/1717083236.html

rates are

60 for kwickie - gets U quick BJ to get hard, then one position fuck till U pop, no extras


100 for half hour - gets U BBBJ, DATY, DFK, multiple positions no rush till U pop.


160 for full hour gets U - same as above but you get to have a second cup of coffee.


Kimmy is a gem and she is just passing through, so dont miss out, see while she is in town.

....nahhh it's not. How is this Not a shill post??? But I can deal with guys stating their OPINION of a provider. But not mis- information
1.True
2. 1/2 true
3. She is NO "D" they are C's on a large frame that actually make them appear smaller. (I will say they are Fun though)
4. I Was?? So you can/should never say that.
5. Most likely but not necessarily true.


Sorry to burst everyones bubble

 

[streetracer2k4]

Lorenzo is my hero !

 

[muffdvr]

....nahhh it's not. How is this Not a shill post??? But I can deal with guys stating their OPINION of a provider. But not mis- information
1.True
2. 1/2 true
3. She is NO "D" they are C's on a large frame that actually make them appear smaller. (I will say they are Fun though)
4. I Was?? So you can/should never say that.
5. Most likely but not necessarily true.


Sorry to burst everyones bubble

Lorenzo,

There is a fine line between an opinion and an attack. be careful bro. You are crossing that line with me and I dont take insults lightly.

You are actually basing your whole theory on my visual interpretaition of Kimmys tits as being D cups and your belief they are C's.

Wow man, that cat is out of the bag, you got me.

As for my statement that mongers would not be dissapointed, thats called an opinion, and Im entitled to mine every bit as much as you are to yours, so dont fuck with me and call me a shill because you didnt enjoy your time with Kimmy.

 

[muffdvr]

and I couldnt help notice that you posted 3 times ina row within a 10 minute time frame,

Enjoying your tantrum much?

 

[RuffToy]

If I may, Muff you really enjoy her. All good. LDM didn't and stated his opinion. There is no need to shake your dicks and have a pissing contest. I think we all appreciate opposing opinions and are competent enough to analyze the situation as we see fit. Both opinions are highly valued.

 

[LorenzoDeMedici]

Not lookin ...

Lorenzo is my hero !

..to be. Just take what you will from this board.

 

[muffdvr]

If I may, Muff you really enjoy her. All good. LDM didn't and stated his opinion. There is no need to shake your dicks and have a pissing contest. I think we all appreciate opposing opinions and are competent enough to analyze the situation as we see fit. Both opinions are highly valued.

An opposing opinion is fine and dandy, an accusation that I am shilling or have something to gain from Kimmy's time here is an insult and I stand by my repsonde. It was correct and warranted, Period.

 

[LorenzoDeMedici]

Huh!!??

Lorenzo,

1.There is a fine line between an opinion and an attack. be careful bro. You are crossing that line with me and I dont take insults lightly.

2.You are actually basing your whole theory on my visual interpretaition of Kimmys tits as being D cups and your belief they are C's.

Wow man, that cat is out of the bag, you got me.

3.As for my statement that mongers would not be dissapointed, thats called an opinion, and Im entitled to mine every bit as much as you are to yours, so dont fuck with me and call me a shill because you didnt enjoy your time with Kimmy.

Since you referenced me as "Bro" I'll call you Bro as well.
Listen Bro...you need to relax. I'll go in reverse..
3. My comment about your "opinion" was meant more suggestive than anything else. As a rule whether on a whoreboard or not there are words I say people should stay away from. like "always" and "never" anything that implies an Absolute. Your saying "you will not be disappointed " to me was an absolute..a statement. You say it yourself best in your reply. You can't call a "statement" an "opinion" What you made was a "statement" And with your experience I would think you would agree that that is not necessarily true. But when you do post that "opinion" as a statement. Well, again with your experience and standing in this community that carries a lot of weight. So just stating how your session went is one thing but you did not say ..."I think you guys will enjoy her"...Or "Try her out and let me know fellas" As far as being a shill is concerned. Again you are probably going to hate this but...I did not call you a shill. I questioned how your post could not be considered a "shill post". I wasn't calling you nor do I think you are a shill. Eg. even smart people do dumb things but that does not mean they are dumb.

to be continued

 

[LorenzoDeMedici]

continued...

...Had to go get the tweezers so I could shake my dick back...heh heh
3. I never meant to imply that you gained some sort of advantage by speaking so glowingly of her. It was that combined with the fact that your posts were becoming re-posts of her ads as well. Again it's one thing to say Hooray fellas she's back! and another to recount her itinerary and post her ads repeatedly. I don't know you personally but if I were to take an educated guess I would say your not a shill but just really like her and are overwhelmed with her personality. and thats fine but others may not be.

2. Again(and I admittedly not the best at visually evaluating breast cups/size) But you stated they were D's I don't believe they were and my point mostly was that they actually looked smaller than what they were on her frame. No cat outta the bag, wasn't meant to be a "gotcha" just stating the facts as I saw them in contrast.

1. OK Bro,(by the way are you really Joe Benigno from WFAN?)
Not that I am in the least bit concerned about "crossing a line" with you(puhleeease) Did you pay attention? Take a look back at the # of times I agreed with parts of your review(especially the personality) And I used phrases like "to each his own" (in repsonse to teps) etc. The truth is I don't give a rats ass whether you take it as an attack on you, but I was concerned that I wanted to be honest without sounding like I was Attacking ..her Because as we do both agree she is a very sweet girl.

 

[LorenzoDeMedici]

Not sure what that really matters??

and I couldnt help notice that you posted 3 times ina row within a 10 minute time frame,

Enjoying your tantrum much?

but if you are implying that the # of posts indicate I was having a tantrum, well...No. Just a matter of responding to seperate posts seperately and continuing thought.
If you are implying that the amount of time being long indicates I was having a tantrum well..No just a slow typer. And actually do try to take the time to convey my thoughts as accurately as possible.
So in answer did I enjoy it ...No there was nothing to enjoy.

 

[sumo79]

guys chill out seriously... the problem here is that people have different opinions about providers body. Some of us like it thick and some of us like slim. Kimmy might be the perfect provider for some of us and not for the rest of us. So to make it short here... we are all entitled to our opinions because of how we feel about a provider. end of the story
..hope that helps

 

[Kylee_James]

Can we get back to the topic at hand???

*cough* *cough*... ME. Word to the wise, If you get to my door and you find yourself not physically attracted to me. Just leave. Don't stick around to see if things will get better. When my clothes come off I won't magically drop 30 pounds and become a petite size 4. ALSO...I'm not a robot. Each session is catered to OUR Chemistry. If you stay, but you're NOT REALLY turned on by me... well, then your session and the performance you get from me, honestly won't be that great. Only because I'll feel awkward, nervous and weird. I want everybody who sees me to leave with a smile, but i know i can't please everybody. (trust me i try)
Lorenzo, I remember our session vividly... I felt you didn't really want to be there.( not with me anyways) I felt uncomfortable and over analyzed. I'm sure it showed in my performance. Wish you had a better time with me. I still appreciate your review. There can never be to many reviews about a provider. FOR THE RECORD : 38D

 

[muffdvr]

*cough* *cough*... ME. Word to the wise, If you get to my door and you find yourself not physically attracted to me. Just leave. Don't stick around to see if things will get better. When my clothes come off I won't magically drop 30 pounds and become a petite size 4. ALSO...I'm not a robot. Each session is catered to OUR Chemistry. If you stay, but you're NOT REALLY turned on by me... well, then your session and the performance you get from me, honestly won't be that great. Only because I'll feel awkward, nervous and weird. I want everybody who sees me to leave with a smile, but i know i can't please everybody. (trust me i try)
Lorenzo, I remember our session vividly... I felt you didn't really want to be there.( not with me anyways) I felt uncomfortable and over analyzed. I'm sure it showed in my performance. Wish you had a better time with me. I still appreciate your review. There can never be to many reviews about a provider. FOR THE RECORD : 38D

Kimmy White Knighted me