The Nerve!
- Thread starter blondekelly
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I had to come back
You are comparing a whore to an restaurant that I should make a reservation for. I must make a reservation for pussy. I am not making no damn appointment for some washed up whore period. I will say I am coming between the hours of "this time" look for me. I have been doing that for years. I highly doubt I will change something that has never got me arrested by LE. That works for you, you want this woman to control you.
People seem to think I am just picking on this girl Blonde Kelly. I don't need to pick on her, i read a couple of her threads dictating what hobbyists should do. She is getting "high and mighty" and she was walking the streets way back. I read all her whiny complaining threads before I even "got on her ass".
People telling me to let it go. I could care less about her, she could be another "Burger King lisa". The criticism does not bother me at all lol. As for me sticking to girls that you imply have criminal records. I assure you a majority of girls in the business has been arrested. They clean themselves up and airbrush their website and sell themselves to jerks like you. You worried about rules, there is not set rules to anything. The rules for a provider is to get money out of your ass as quickly as possible.
You think "Blonde Jelly", that is what I call her now "Blonde Jelly" does her rules for you? I will be a gang banger hobbyist lol. I guess their is social status among hobbyists now. You know what you stick to her appointments and jump on one leg for her. She never had appointment when she was on the streets.
I love utopia guide always something different.
You are comparing a whore to an restaurant that I should make a reservation for. I must make a reservation for pussy. I am not making no damn appointment for some washed up whore period. I will say I am coming between the hours of "this time" look for me. I have been doing that for years. I highly doubt I will change something that has never got me arrested by LE. That works for you, you want this woman to control you.
People seem to think I am just picking on this girl Blonde Kelly. I don't need to pick on her, i read a couple of her threads dictating what hobbyists should do. She is getting "high and mighty" and she was walking the streets way back. I read all her whiny complaining threads before I even "got on her ass".
People telling me to let it go. I could care less about her, she could be another "Burger King lisa". The criticism does not bother me at all lol. As for me sticking to girls that you imply have criminal records. I assure you a majority of girls in the business has been arrested. They clean themselves up and airbrush their website and sell themselves to jerks like you. You worried about rules, there is not set rules to anything. The rules for a provider is to get money out of your ass as quickly as possible.
You think "Blonde Jelly", that is what I call her now "Blonde Jelly" does her rules for you? I will be a gang banger hobbyist lol. I guess their is social status among hobbyists now. You know what you stick to her appointments and jump on one leg for her. She never had appointment when she was on the streets.
I love utopia guide always something different.
LMAO. Making fun of people's names now? What is this, fucking high school? If you had any credibility before (which you didn't) you would have lost it now.
Clearly, Irvington is about as serious as Triumph the comic insult dog. He's just a troll trying to get a rise out of people. I wouldn't bother replying to him anymore. It's just a waste of time.
As a general statement, if a girl has rules that you don't like, no one is forcing you to see her. Plenty of other women out there.
If anyone really has a problem with making appointments, that's fine. Go to a brothel where you don't need them. Nothing could be easier.
Clearly, Irvington is about as serious as Triumph the comic insult dog. He's just a troll trying to get a rise out of people. I wouldn't bother replying to him anymore. It's just a waste of time.
As a general statement, if a girl has rules that you don't like, no one is forcing you to see her. Plenty of other women out there.
If anyone really has a problem with making appointments, that's fine. Go to a brothel where you don't need them. Nothing could be easier.
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See Waterclone
There you go man lol. I actually thought the Blonde Jelly joke was funny. I am not trolling they made a comment about me. I responded back and that was the end of that. I do not have a problem with her rules. I said appointments suck, I am entitled to my opinion about it. Trust me I see other girls that do not have those stupid rules.
Once she has appointment rules, she has rules in the bedroom too. Now if you like Blonde Jelly that is fine lol. You can't even show up at a Brothel unannounced.
What got me mad she said "Jim showed up unannounced". She made it seem like he is breaking into her incall for her used up pussy. The guy called before said hey I am coming by, he got delayed or did not come through and decided I am in the neighborhood let me see what's up with her. She did this crap before, her stupid negative threads about hobbyists.
Blonde Jelly slandering hobbyists against for attention. She telling half stories and look at her previous threads talking about hobbyists. It is almost like she is dictating what YOU should do with your money.
Not me
I got my point across and I have plenty of credibility. I reviewed many chicks, fair reviews. My track record speaks for itself. You talk about me I will respond back. If she did not want a response tell her to be quiet and complain to herself.
There you go man lol. I actually thought the Blonde Jelly joke was funny. I am not trolling they made a comment about me. I responded back and that was the end of that. I do not have a problem with her rules. I said appointments suck, I am entitled to my opinion about it. Trust me I see other girls that do not have those stupid rules.
Once she has appointment rules, she has rules in the bedroom too. Now if you like Blonde Jelly that is fine lol. You can't even show up at a Brothel unannounced.
What got me mad she said "Jim showed up unannounced". She made it seem like he is breaking into her incall for her used up pussy. The guy called before said hey I am coming by, he got delayed or did not come through and decided I am in the neighborhood let me see what's up with her. She did this crap before, her stupid negative threads about hobbyists.
Blonde Jelly slandering hobbyists against for attention. She telling half stories and look at her previous threads talking about hobbyists. It is almost like she is dictating what YOU should do with your money.
Not me
I got my point across and I have plenty of credibility. I reviewed many chicks, fair reviews. My track record speaks for itself. You talk about me I will respond back. If she did not want a response tell her to be quiet and complain to herself.
Actually, remember from Kelly's post. This guy didn't just show up at her apartment. When her buzzer rang with her actually appointment, this guy was KNOCKING ON HER DOOR. That means he waited around outside until someone opened the door and snuck into her building. That's pretty close to breaking in.
What if she had been in the middle of an appointment, rather than waiting for the guy to arrive. How would you feel if you are fucking someone and suddenly there is a knock on the door. And clearly this Jim guy has boundary issues and would have kept on knocking until he got a response. If I was in a session and someone kept knocking on the door, that would really piss me off, essentially ruining the session. Kelly's rules are there to protect her clients and guarantee they get the privacy that they want.
And, incidentally, your description of Kelly in the sentence I quoted is not only offensive, but I am pretty sure it is against the rules. How about a little respect.
What if she had been in the middle of an appointment, rather than waiting for the guy to arrive. How would you feel if you are fucking someone and suddenly there is a knock on the door. And clearly this Jim guy has boundary issues and would have kept on knocking until he got a response. If I was in a session and someone kept knocking on the door, that would really piss me off, essentially ruining the session. Kelly's rules are there to protect her clients and guarantee they get the privacy that they want.
And, incidentally, your description of Kelly in the sentence I quoted is not only offensive, but I am pretty sure it is against the rules. How about a little respect.
Dear Waterclone
You know what your right. I respect the rules.
Whatever the story was. I am done with that Blonde Jelly.
(giving you a beer)
I don't give passes on providers who flame hobbyists than mention them by NAME.
There is always two sides to a story and I sure won't go off no provider.
My friends on here say let it go. I will let it go for now.
No snitching around here at all!
Take it easy Waterclone
You know what your right. I respect the rules.
Whatever the story was. I am done with that Blonde Jelly.
(giving you a beer)
I don't give passes on providers who flame hobbyists than mention them by NAME.
There is always two sides to a story and I sure won't go off no provider.
My friends on here say let it go. I will let it go for now.
No snitching around here at all!
Take it easy Waterclone
I'll work on the premise you just read the post too fast and were confused, and not that you can't comprehend.
She said "Jim" showed up unannounced at her front door. No call. No appointment. Just showed up. She told him he couldn't come up and to please leave.
He then comes back, to her front door, when another man who has an appointment was at her first entry ringing that bell.
Frankly, I would equate those actions with someone working for law enforcement, and I'd have reason to know, trying to catch someone on the "stupid factor" scale slipping up and making a mistake.
You know providers have back channel boards where they share info on dangerous and unwanted clients. This guy may, if they have a phone number or ***** address for him or a description may just have made the blacklist with behavior like that.
I'm no white knight but I call it the way I see it and this "jim" guy made a pretty big ass of himself. Almost as big as you are making of yourself by pressing on an issue where the guy was so obviously wrong.
She said "Jim" showed up unannounced at her front door. No call. No appointment. Just showed up. She told him he couldn't come up and to please leave.
He then comes back, to her front door, when another man who has an appointment was at her first entry ringing that bell.
Frankly, I would equate those actions with someone working for law enforcement, and I'd have reason to know, trying to catch someone on the "stupid factor" scale slipping up and making a mistake.
You know providers have back channel boards where they share info on dangerous and unwanted clients. This guy may, if they have a phone number or ***** address for him or a description may just have made the blacklist with behavior like that.
I'm no white knight but I call it the way I see it and this "jim" guy made a pretty big ass of himself. Almost as big as you are making of yourself by pressing on an issue where the guy was so obviously wrong.
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Am I Jim
Hell no I am not Jim. A matter of fact I swear to god on it.
Secondly I read the post and you keep defending this whore. As far mentioning "names" that is a big no no. Third she has 'canceled" appointments on hobbyists just out of the blue and left them stranded (I know for a fact). I could care less about the girl because she is not my type period. But if you keep pushing this subject it is nothing to me to tell the truth. I made my point about appointments and they suck and I have been in the game for awhile and most of the guys I know hardly keep appointments. They give a time frame of when they are coming.
I don't even go hard on this woman because Slinky is a good dude. But this woman right here better not get self righteous at all. I take no offense to some hobbyists here, I can understand you like the girl. But your pushing it with her "one sided" story.
Lastly I can see her point I might be biased because she is really getting me mad. But everyone provider wants to be safe. I am cool with Desi and the rest, as for her. She needs to watch her step on some things she says.
Last thing we need is infighting because that just leads to you know the rest.
I get along with most hobbyists I am just old school that's all.
I don't like the fact your quick to jump on a hobbyist, everyone deserve a fair trial.
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Hell no I am not Jim. A matter of fact I swear to god on it.
Secondly I read the post and you keep defending this whore. As far mentioning "names" that is a big no no. Third she has 'canceled" appointments on hobbyists just out of the blue and left them stranded (I know for a fact). I could care less about the girl because she is not my type period. But if you keep pushing this subject it is nothing to me to tell the truth. I made my point about appointments and they suck and I have been in the game for awhile and most of the guys I know hardly keep appointments. They give a time frame of when they are coming.
I don't even go hard on this woman because Slinky is a good dude. But this woman right here better not get self righteous at all. I take no offense to some hobbyists here, I can understand you like the girl. But your pushing it with her "one sided" story.
Lastly I can see her point I might be biased because she is really getting me mad. But everyone provider wants to be safe. I am cool with Desi and the rest, as for her. She needs to watch her step on some things she says.
Last thing we need is infighting because that just leads to you know the rest.
I get along with most hobbyists I am just old school that's all.
I don't like the fact your quick to jump on a hobbyist, everyone deserve a fair trial.
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See, you couldn't even read MY post. I never said you were Jim. 
She has attended a couple of our parties. I've met her. Yes, I do like her but I am not a client of hers. I state what I stated for the same reason for any statement I make, I believe it to be a fair and reasonable representation of common sense. I don't play favorites. Its not my style.
If anything that can happen on a PMB, short of someone giving your name and address on it, can make you angry I question your gripe on "this so called hobby" and your involvement with whore-boards. There is NOTHING about any of this that should make anyone of us mad. I can understand how some of it can make the ladies angry, since the result of some comments can lead to a loss of revenue. Lost money is enough to make anyone a bit touchy.
Though you might be old school, and I couldn't be sure without knowing you better, I doubt you are older school than I am. I've been at this stupid stuff for over 30 years... on multiple angles of it.
I'm never quick to jump on anything. I think first, AND I have a reputation as a fair person around these parts. If I called you on something, it was because I honestly see it that way.
She has attended a couple of our parties. I've met her. Yes, I do like her but I am not a client of hers. I state what I stated for the same reason for any statement I make, I believe it to be a fair and reasonable representation of common sense. I don't play favorites. Its not my style.
If anything that can happen on a PMB, short of someone giving your name and address on it, can make you angry I question your gripe on "this so called hobby" and your involvement with whore-boards. There is NOTHING about any of this that should make anyone of us mad. I can understand how some of it can make the ladies angry, since the result of some comments can lead to a loss of revenue. Lost money is enough to make anyone a bit touchy.
Though you might be old school, and I couldn't be sure without knowing you better, I doubt you are older school than I am. I've been at this stupid stuff for over 30 years... on multiple angles of it.
I'm never quick to jump on anything. I think first, AND I have a reputation as a fair person around these parts. If I called you on something, it was because I honestly see it that way.
Another Angle
Irv I think in general you might be missing the point...your personal feelings for a poster aside try looking at it like this:
You’re out having dinner with your lawyer GF (taking things from your post in Dear Desi) and one of your prov acquaintances happens to come a long , see's you and does the carnal no-no, she approaches you and the GF of the moment....she says "hey baby how’s about a quickie while you wait for your appetizer?"
The bottom line regardless of the details what this guy did or what your prov (fictional theory) did is a violation of one’s right to privacy and plain respect....perhaps the prov's you know don’t deal in app but some of us do, myself included and it should be understood that just showing up isn’t acceptable...what if Kelly used the apt for other reasons, maybe she lives there and had family visiting or a BF it could have totally outed her and cause irreversible damage.. if the guy didn’t know her well enough to know she has a strict "no drive by, drop by" rule then he prob doesn’t know her or paid enough attention to know what the apt is used for...I also use an apartment and although just for "Alyssa" purposes I would not only be livid id be scared to death if out of the blue a knock came to the door or my buzzer rang...on occasion my landlord or super comes by to fix something etc, if a client showed up unannounced while that was happening and started calling me by "Alyssa" which is a made up name id have a lot of explaining to do...hell I remember once when someone knocked at my door, I was scared to death...frozen in fear until my nosey senior citizen neighbor started yelling through the door (she was bringing me some cookies)....it’s one thing to be in the area and get an urge to fuck or be sucked but only takes a sec to make a phone call rather than just knock on the door....we all must know we see other guys and if you can’t respect the prov, respect your fellow hobbyist...deff a mood killer to be getting head and have a loud bang at the door......xox
Irv I think in general you might be missing the point...your personal feelings for a poster aside try looking at it like this:
You’re out having dinner with your lawyer GF (taking things from your post in Dear Desi) and one of your prov acquaintances happens to come a long , see's you and does the carnal no-no, she approaches you and the GF of the moment....she says "hey baby how’s about a quickie while you wait for your appetizer?"
The bottom line regardless of the details what this guy did or what your prov (fictional theory) did is a violation of one’s right to privacy and plain respect....perhaps the prov's you know don’t deal in app but some of us do, myself included and it should be understood that just showing up isn’t acceptable...what if Kelly used the apt for other reasons, maybe she lives there and had family visiting or a BF it could have totally outed her and cause irreversible damage.. if the guy didn’t know her well enough to know she has a strict "no drive by, drop by" rule then he prob doesn’t know her or paid enough attention to know what the apt is used for...I also use an apartment and although just for "Alyssa" purposes I would not only be livid id be scared to death if out of the blue a knock came to the door or my buzzer rang...on occasion my landlord or super comes by to fix something etc, if a client showed up unannounced while that was happening and started calling me by "Alyssa" which is a made up name id have a lot of explaining to do...hell I remember once when someone knocked at my door, I was scared to death...frozen in fear until my nosey senior citizen neighbor started yelling through the door (she was bringing me some cookies
)....it’s one thing to be in the area and get an urge to fuck or be sucked but only takes a sec to make a phone call rather than just knock on the door....we all must know we see other guys and if you can’t respect the prov, respect your fellow hobbyist...deff a mood killer to be getting head and have a loud bang at the door......xox
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...hell I remember once when someone knocked at my door, I was scared to death...frozen in fear until my nosey senior citizen neighbor started yelling through the door (she was bringing me some cookies)....
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Yelling? Because she can't hear shit!
Just digressing!.................
I really can't believe this thread has legs. BK is completely on point. A total invasion of privacy anyway you look at it.
Irv, you're an interesting read. You just have a perspective from a different angle. You may be old school, but there's many schools out there!
Now I am rude, disrespectful and I have no manners.
Once again appointments suck, I read your stupid story Blonde Jelly. You act self righteous and you have canceled appointments on hobbyists. But you want all of us to keep your appointments!!!!! I actually can read I have a degree in Criminology. Blonde Jelly go lie and con your way with other hobbyists. You wouldn't leave it alone but you continue on.
I don't like arguing with an elderly woman. Retire already you lie about your age and you continue to make up stories for attention. You actually need to thank me for the attention your getting Blonde Jelly.
To Desi
This woman Blonde Jelly mentions a hobbyist by NAME, that alone was enough to make me say wow. Then I laughed it off and she comes back with a slick statement. If I was out to dinner with my woman and she was a former provider and a client said hey baby how about a quickie. That comes with the territory, that is like being out with a celebrity (depending how far in the game she gets). What gets me mad is this issue of hobbyists showing up unannounced after the provider says "hey you can come up", then some delay happens and he shows up and calls you like "are you available".
I read the Jim Story about him supposedly knocking on the door, from my understanding that is not the whole story. A matter of fact this woman cancels on hobbyists and got the nerve to say you "better keep your appointment or else". Me personally I never knocked on a door with a provider in it, most guys I know in the game don't do that shit. If that happened she was like "just come up" and KNOCK ON THE DOOR. MOST hobbyists listen to what the provider asks them to do so LE don't get them. In Jim case he saw her before but all of a sudden he is trying to knock on the door and harass her.
I will tell you what really happened she double booked thinking one guy was going to cancel and then one went in the door. This guy Jim saw her before and he knocked on the door thinking "oh she know me and we good like that". She flips out and then basically destroy this man reputation.
I thought this thread was going to die. I hope it keeps going. So Blonde jelly can improve her service and stop trying to be a victim to get more business.
Oh by the way I try to be funny and informative lol but I am really shaking my head. Her accusation is that I believe providers shouldn't be safe. NO I think you should stop double booking and blaming hobbyists for your bonehead mistake.
I never see other UG women here basically snitch on hobbyists then want to get upset when you call them out on their bullshit.
Desi you cool with me regardless of the difference of opinion.
Seeker whats good homey and the rest of the Hobbyists.
Once again appointments suck, I read your stupid story Blonde Jelly. You act self righteous and you have canceled appointments on hobbyists. But you want all of us to keep your appointments!!!!! I actually can read I have a degree in Criminology. Blonde Jelly go lie and con your way with other hobbyists. You wouldn't leave it alone but you continue on.
I don't like arguing with an elderly woman. Retire already you lie about your age and you continue to make up stories for attention. You actually need to thank me for the attention your getting Blonde Jelly.
To Desi
This woman Blonde Jelly mentions a hobbyist by NAME, that alone was enough to make me say wow. Then I laughed it off and she comes back with a slick statement. If I was out to dinner with my woman and she was a former provider and a client said hey baby how about a quickie. That comes with the territory, that is like being out with a celebrity (depending how far in the game she gets). What gets me mad is this issue of hobbyists showing up unannounced after the provider says "hey you can come up", then some delay happens and he shows up and calls you like "are you available".
I read the Jim Story about him supposedly knocking on the door, from my understanding that is not the whole story. A matter of fact this woman cancels on hobbyists and got the nerve to say you "better keep your appointment or else". Me personally I never knocked on a door with a provider in it, most guys I know in the game don't do that shit. If that happened she was like "just come up" and KNOCK ON THE DOOR. MOST hobbyists listen to what the provider asks them to do so LE don't get them. In Jim case he saw her before but all of a sudden he is trying to knock on the door and harass her.
I will tell you what really happened she double booked thinking one guy was going to cancel and then one went in the door. This guy Jim saw her before and he knocked on the door thinking "oh she know me and we good like that". She flips out and then basically destroy this man reputation.
I thought this thread was going to die. I hope it keeps going. So Blonde jelly can improve her service and stop trying to be a victim to get more business.
Oh by the way I try to be funny and informative lol but I am really shaking my head. Her accusation is that I believe providers shouldn't be safe. NO I think you should stop double booking and blaming hobbyists for your bonehead mistake.
I never see other UG women here basically snitch on hobbyists then want to get upset when you call them out on their bullshit.
Desi you cool with me regardless of the difference of opinion.
Seeker whats good homey and the rest of the Hobbyists.
Not even going to give you the time of day other than to ask you again "Can you read?" and "Jim" in case you did not get it yet is like calling you a "John", it made up. Geez, some poeple just do not get it, go back over the the other board. I know exactly who you are. Saw me once and could not book again, pulled the race card (did not get far me having other African American clients).
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I don't even know what you look like
Why would I want to see a 40 year old woman lol.
I read better than you and you got a reason to be mad because your old and your trying to drum up attention for hobbyists to see you.
I don't book for whores, read my reviews does it look like I would see someone like you.
Keep lying about a so called hobbyist breaking into your incall. Why the fuck someone would want to do all that for an old woman that is washed up.
Whore I would never pay your prices so how the hell did I see you.
Blonde Jelly is business slow that is why your angry.
Bettsnj give better be blowjobs than you, run one of your specials again don't get mad at me because your a fraud lying about some Jim guy knocking on doors.
Your full of shit
Why would I want to see a 40 year old woman lol.
I read better than you and you got a reason to be mad because your old and your trying to drum up attention for hobbyists to see you.
I don't book for whores, read my reviews does it look like I would see someone like you.
Keep lying about a so called hobbyist breaking into your incall. Why the fuck someone would want to do all that for an old woman that is washed up.
Whore I would never pay your prices so how the hell did I see you.
Blonde Jelly is business slow that is why your angry.
Bettsnj give better be blowjobs than you, run one of your specials again don't get mad at me because your a fraud lying about some Jim guy knocking on doors.
Your full of shit
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LOL
(falling off my chair)
You are really a funny woman.
Blonde Kelly your playing chess your cool with me.
WOW the Bill Clinton move lol, I felt like Barak Obama.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have to go to lunch man I am still laughing.
The diverse people we meet on UG.
ONLY ON UG
I did not expect this thread to keep going.
(falling off my chair)
You are really a funny woman.
Blonde Kelly your playing chess your cool with me.
WOW the Bill Clinton move lol, I felt like Barak Obama.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have to go to lunch man I am still laughing.
The diverse people we meet on UG.
ONLY ON UG
I did not expect this thread to keep going.