Bah
Just last week -- Lying in my own bed with a stripper (yeah, yeah I took her home while my wife is out of town for a week -- not the brightest move).
Her: You need a girlfriend to take care of you.
Me: I don't want a girlfriend.
Her: Why not? You're a good guy. You deserve one.
Me: I'm married.
Her: Really? Where does your wife live?
Me: Here. You didn't notice all her shit lying around?
Her: Not really. This place could actually use a woman's touch.
Doh!
Just last week -- Lying in my own bed with a stripper (yeah, yeah I took her home while my wife is out of town for a week -- not the brightest move).
Her: You need a girlfriend to take care of you.
Me: I don't want a girlfriend.
Her: Why not? You're a good guy. You deserve one.
Me: I'm married.
Her: Really? Where does your wife live?
Me: Here. You didn't notice all her shit lying around?
Her: Not really. This place could actually use a woman's touch.
Doh!