Preferred provider age

[jgd]

Originally posted by Kimmie
Yeah, all these birthday freebies I am throwing out.. WTF do I get for my birthday?

You'll get to see me !! Please ?????

 

[Kimmie]

Originally posted by betty_snj
come to south jersey and I will show you a very good time on your birthday
I can guarantee you lots of frosting....

hmmmm I love having frosting in my mouth.. Vanilla please, not chocolate..

Originally posted by jgd
You'll get to see me !! Please ?????

Not on a dare or a bet.. Stay the f away from me!!!!!!!

 

[betty_snj]

of course is vanilla and I can beat fresh batches of it...

 

[jseah]

<-------- hand raised waving wildly in the background

and I though we were going out to celebrate your birthday???

 

[Kimmie]

Ya know I luv ya but...

I am looking for someone I have never experienced before.

I am going for that unknown sex. That walk in the room, not say a word, hot deep passionate kissing, tongues exploring, fingers touching, heavy breathing, bed tumbling, on the sink bangin kinda sex.

It has to be with a penis I have never seen, felt or tasted before.

No friendship sex.. ewwwwww

 

[candie]

kimmie,

try to lure him ,,,during the kissing,,,, over to the washer machine... then turn the spin cycle on...

 

[James1701]

Originally posted by Kimmie
Ya know I luv ya but...

I am looking for someone I have never experienced before.

I am going for that unknown sex. That walk in the room, not say a word, hot deep passionate kissing, tongues exploring, fingers touching, heavy breathing, bed tumbling, on the sink bangin kinda sex.

It has to be with a penis I have never seen, felt or tasted before.

No friendship sex.. ewwwwww

Sounds good to me Kimmie. I'll bring the strawberries and champagne as well as the massage oil;-)

 

[Kimmie]

Thanks for the tip candie.

James, like candie I have a post rule with those I meet. You must have over 3000 post. Hey, you are almost there..

 

[Flounder]

Originally posted by Kimmie
Thanks for the tip candie.

James, like candie I have a post rule with those I meet. You must have over 3000 post. Hey, you are almost there..

So...Slinky and Ozzy are your kinda guys? I knew you secretly lusted over them.

 

[Space]

Originally posted by Kimmie

Don't give me a disapproving look, most providers are not the age they claim to be.

Oh, well since everyone else is lying it's OK then.

 

[Kimmie]

Originally posted by Flounder


So...Slinky and Ozzy are your kinda guys? I knew you secretly lusted over them.

Well Flounder, at one time you had over 3000 post!

Space, relax dude it was a joke.

 

[Space]

Originally posted by Kimmie


Well Flounder, at one time you had over 3000 post!

Space, relax dude it was a joke.

Blah. Sorry. Woke up hot and sweaty.

Unfortunately not in the fun way.

 

[Flounder]

Originally posted by Kimmie


Well Flounder, at one time you had over 3000 post!

I think I can, I think I can!

 

[Ozzy]

i knew those 3000 posts would come in handy some day.

Originally posted by Flounder

So...Slinky and Ozzy are your kinda guys? I knew you secretly lusted over them.

if you only knew......




z

 

[Kimmie]

Ozzy, does that mean you want to cum?

I hope everyone knows I am not serious about this. Actually I am serious, I would love to be able to celebrate my birthday like this, but I don't expect it to happen this year, or next, or even the next!

Its my fantasy birthday present. We all know fantasies very rarely happen.

My luck I will be sitting home watching Sex and the City, or working for my birthday.

P.S. It seems like the 26-30 age group is the most popular. Looks like I will be raising my age in August instead of lowering it.

 

[Daddycool]

3000 post rule?

Do they have to be whole sentence?? or just 3000 one word posts??

 

[candie]

Its not the amount of posts here I require, its the way he sways me and my pallate in the e m ail.

 

[popeye]

hmmm

Originally posted by Kimmie
Ok, I know what I want for my 25th birthday.. shhhh it isnt my 25th.

I want one really great man for 24 hours. Just the two of us for 24 hours of hot, sweaty, wild uninhibited sex.

This would not be work related. It would be my gift.

Hook a sista up..

Give me enuff spinach for 24 hrs, and I am the Eveready Rabbit. I will satisfy.... I do last a long time, and can pound like a jackhammer... If you are serious let me know... I luv the thick sistas....

Pop

 

[James1701]

Originally posted by Kimmie
Thanks for the tip candie.

James, like candie I have a post rule with those I meet. You must have over 3000 post. Hey, you are almost there..

Very sad. I guess I'll just have to shoot for 3000 posts by my birthday in November.

 

[Eugene]

27 is the perfect age.

No provider should be taken "before her time".