If your going to fuck me fuck me right
Be freshly showered before my arrival and as soon as I'm there arrives greet me with a kiss and make sure you "gift" is presented in an envelope within eyes view otherwise I will think you are LE or just an inconsiderate motherfucker. Offer me a beverage and make some pleasant chit chat, NOT excessive convo. or a bitching session about your wife/girl/boss etc. etc. I got my own shit in life to deal with, mind you I'm not there for a group therapy session.
Make some flirtatious eye contact, touch my hands, my hair, my nose, my legs etc. etc. Approach me on the side of my cheek, softly blow in my ear and slide your tongue around my jaw line while placing your hand on the back of my neck. Trace the outline of my lips with your finger and tongue, kiss me nice and slow, don't ram your tongue as if your trying to pull my tonsils out and have excess saliva that I will think your spitting on me just to be a dick. Continue kissing me around the sides of my neck and shoulders all the while running your hands on my hair and gently tugging (I said tugging not trying to scalp me). Keep continued eye contact throughout, ask me if I've been bad and tell me about all the naughty things you want to do to me.
Continue playing with my body (my ass is part of my body too) and for pete's sake if your going to go down on me, start nice and slow taking your time so I feel every sensation and make sure your nails are trimmed (I didn't come over so you can practice surgery performance on me). When I ask how many fingers you've put in me don't say "2, why do you need more", 1 is more than sufficient and if you decide to throw my legs up in the air make sure to lick and suck my toes, slide your tongue around my legs, take your time and do it right, it's not a race or contest.
Tell me horny for me you are and how your dick is nice and hard wanting me but DO NOT under any circumstances put your uncovered dick close to my naked pussy acting like your not aware of it because believe me I am and will not be relaxed to enjoy the ride and you would have turned me totally the fuck off.
Ask me if I want your dick in my pussy now, tease me while inserting yourself into me, tell me how its feels, start nice and slow moving your body in sync with mine and let everything else flow naturally.
DAMN I'M HORNY AS HELL NOW WTF