Melanie the lightskin bombshell 516-725-8374 post-op TS

[billyS]

It's good you're taking this in stride. I'm definitely steering clear of tall girls from now on. I want pussy that was pussy at birth not some constructed pussy.

Lol, she is about 5"2' and petite.

 

[lightweight]

I got a laugh too. I texted her and she texted me right back.
I had included a screenshot of the conversation, but then I realized it also had her room number from Sunday so I edited it. Luckily no one had replied and quoted it.
As far as my reaction goes it wasn't as extreme as yours the time we were at Slinky's party and the Trannies were dancing on the coffee table.
Except we didn't know they were tranny's until one whipped out his cock and started swinging it around. You bolted that room like you were shot out of a cannon!

That was very funny. I remember it well. 2009? Damn.

 

[lightweight]

It was a UG get together at a mid Town hotel February of 2009.
Wow 10 years ago (I realized as I'm typing this)

That was a great night. This I got home 5AM back to LI...

 

[lightweight]

Let's make one thing clear guys. This wasn't the Crying Game.

We knew that. But it makes for a better ( Definitely more funny ) thread if you were upset and crying over it.

 

[lightweight]

Well to be honest there was something I thought strange but since I'd never been with a post op before I didn't know.
Her vag area was all pink but flat. She does have a small hooded clit.
Her pussy lips were almost non existent which puzzled me but everyone is different.
When I first tried to finger her I put my finger in the middle of the pink area but the hole there was so small nothing went in. That must have been the ureathra. She moved my hand to a spot under the pink area and gave me some lube and asked me to use lube to finger her. Makes sense now.
Still trying to process it all.

I was waiting for you to say that it looked like a pink pussy but smelled like a pair of balls...

 

[lightweight]

Billy. This thread will be talked about for the next 10 years...lol... But I am done here for an hour or so....

 

[billyS]

We knew that. But it makes for a better ( Definitely more funny ) thread if you were upset and crying over it.

Crying Game was a reference to the movie where half way through he discovers his girl friend has a dick

 

[billyS]

Billy. This thread will be talked about for the next 10 years...lol... But I am done here for an hour or so....

Maybe wind up in the HOF?
Lol lol

 

[lightweight]

Maybe wind up in the HOF?
Lol lol

On its way.

 

[lightweight]

If you want it in the HOF, maybe think really hard now. Are you sure it was post and not pre? Are you sure there was no cock there? lol...Just say maybe, and this thread will get real good.

 

[billyS]

On its way.

Lol, it has to die down first. Still going strong and I just might have more to add

 

[priapist]

Weepin LOL! I'd Like this hole whole thread.
Butt you'd think I'm a suck-up for TS tails tales.
Well, yum! yuck!

 

[thezoos]

So it’s me

You're a pathological hardass, not a pathological hardon

Note. We love you regardless

 

[judge_holden]

From now on, I only see girls with prolapsed uteri

Gotta be certain

 

[Nehoma]

Smh might as well go after old Grandmas that give it for free or a gay dude these will all be free. A mouth is a mouth is just dumb af imo. Everyone should have a preference.

Don't kid yourself if you think that ain't happening!

 

[richieny]

It was a UG get together at a mid Town hotel February of 2009.
Wow 10 years ago (I realized as I'm typing this)

Myself and Lacey Wynters rolled into that room during that show. :-0

 

[Slinky Bender]

I think it's difficult for guys to imagine what went on at those parties. Usually you listen to stories and discount them to account for embellishment. With these parties guys don't even try telling the whole story because the truth is too outrageous to be believed.

 

[priapist]

billyS: "hole so small nothing went in" - Melanie hooked you at karaoke night?
Melanie Too-Tight

 

[billyS]

Myself and Lacey Wynters rolled into that room during that show. :-0

Lacey was hot! Whatever happened to her?

 

[billyS]

I think it's difficult for guys to imagine what went on at those parties. Usually you listen to stories and discount them to account for embellishment. With these parties guys don't even try telling the whole story because the truth is too outrageous to be believed.

I'm pretty sure the party I mentioned above has a thread in the HOF.
Besides the tranny dance and LW's reaction, my most vivid memory of that party was the Caligula room.
The working girls were getting frustrated at the wait time for the bedrooms. They wanted to make money. So first they started using the bathrooms. Thorn actually walked in on me getting my dick sucked.
By the end of the night one of the living rooms was just an open area of sex acts.
Lightweight introduces me to a WOC and I negotiated a half and half but no bedroom was available for a while. So she leads me into a kitchenette and we strip and she is blowing me. All we had was a stool and I knew that was going to do so I look over the counter and noticed all the activities in the living room area. I suggest we find a spot on the couch, pick up my clothes and walk buck naked with a big hardon over to a spot on the couch.
There were people fucking CG across from us, guys getting head and one dude really plowing away on the floor behind a couch, but pretty much in full view.
Good times!