Mature in Shirley Kat 631-394-8997

smoke2

smoke2

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UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW
Stopped by the other day on my way home from work. In my defense the ad I saw didn't have a pic. She works out of her home in Shirley. Very easy to get to and I believe she is alone. She takes you upstairs to her bedroom. She is a very nice person but once she gets naked the body is scary. Shes covered in tats which wasn't so much a problem but she looks like someone deflated her body. She is so droopy and saggy that had I know this before I exchanged dollars I'd have left. She and her house both reek of smoke. She gives a lame 5 minute massage and then offers full service. Not bad for the price of 80 but i wouldn't repeat. I did go for the BBBJ which wasn't half bad and she swallowed every drop. I will not be back

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trigger

trigger

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#2
UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW - no session
I made an spot with her about a month ago and she was cool on the phone. AShe told me she was thin and very tan. I pictured her as a hard looking anorexic Carly Simon by her voice and when I saw her in person, I was dead-on. I said to her that it isn't happening bec
ause you just don't do it for me. I didn't even go in the house because I didn't want to see this woman naked. I gave her 20 and walked away.
 
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longislandandy

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UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW - no session
I made an appointment to from her ad which had no picture. When I got there, I was completely turned off by her appearance. She looked 58 instead of 38 and she her tenant was sitting on her front porch with the meanest looking pit bull I seen in a while. In short, I bolted out if there. Even desperate mom gets shouldn't go there.
 
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AverageJoe2013

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UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW
I saw her in early Nov and knew what I was going into from reading this board but was out that way and decided to go for it. I called and she picked up on the third ring, said she was available now and that she lived right off the sunrise highway which was good for me. So I went, she was ready like she said, pulled into her driveway on a quiet residential street, walked up to the front door and she was waiting at the door. Went inside and it was dark in there (it was like 1pm on a sunny day)...she offered me to go upstairs but didnt feel comfortable. I asked her if anyone was also in the house and she said no she lived alone. In my mind its a really big house for 1 person so I chose to stay on the first floor and hang out on the couch. She was fine with that...she took off her clothes and the other post is accurate...droopy and saggy and covered with tats and her face is old looking as well, but a pleasant demeanor and she made me feel comfortable. 80 on the table and she went to work and sucked pretty good. I asked if fs was an option and she said absolutely, no extra charge. I stuck with the BBBJ that day and she swallowed every drop. She is nothing to look at, yet reasonable for the $, 2 minutes off the sunrise highway, and she was available on short notice. In the end you are not staring at her face, just the back of her head which was ok to look at for me.
 
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Little Willie

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#5
UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW
Saw her about two months ago. All descriptions accurate except she told me she had a girl that rented a room upstairs. Was turned off by body but had made the trip from west Nassau so went for the BBBJ. Pretty good and no issue with swallowing little willie' friends. However based on commute would not repeat.
 
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smoke2

smoke2

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Kat

She has no ass whatsoever!!!! There is no way to describe her other than imagine someone totally deflated. Its not a pretty site. The only good thing is she doesn't watch the clock but once was enough for me
 
ModernDayCowboy

ModernDayCowboy

#8
#8
smoke2 said:
She has no ass whatsoever!!!! There is no way to describe her other than imagine someone totally deflated. Its not a pretty site. The only good thing is she doesn't watch the clock but once was enough for me
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damn that sucks. was gonna say at least if she has an ass u could do the BBBJ and then bend her over for doggy and completely avoid the face.
 
Banacek

Banacek

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puffin said:
I love how someone can have nothing but bad reviews, and still people go see her.
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Because they hope they will get this:
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But they wind up with this:
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smoke2

smoke2

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#16
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!! I was searching thru my emails because i knew I had her picture she sent me last year someplace but couldn't find it. She might actually be the nastiest provider I've ever seen but you wouldn't be able to tell from that bullshit pic shes using on backpage now even if its blocking her face
 
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NorfShore

#17
#17
UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW
For the most part I enjoy the sw search, rarely ever do incall. After quite a sw dry spell I noticed this thread and I was not far from her. From the posts she sounded reasonable, not a hustling-rule-setter, looked skinny, I felt safe going to a house with past reviews vs. motel.

Kat is remarkably nice, really sweet lady. .8 for the half, fine with two pops (very important... first is quick, lol). When bent over, skinny women that are flabby firm up, I especially like looking down at an exposed asshole above my cock without the need for her to spread her ass cheeks. Very good bbbjcim to start, then cfs (btw, has tramp-stamp too). Very accommodating, great attitude. Says roomate couple lives upstairs, I wonder how often she has "visitors", and what they think, haha.
 
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hardndslick

hardndslick

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#19
You guys are cold, but after seeing the picture from behind and seeing that face. I wouldn't have called. . Ooofa fucking scary looking. I just couldn't. . Looks like some retired stripper from the tender trap back in the day. I bet she has some regulars tho...
 
Mr. Wiggley

Mr. Wiggley

But what do I know I'm a bad guy
#20
#20
UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW
Went once, long drive for me. Almost fell in when I tried fucking her, thank God for the bedposts!!
Thought I saw Slinkys missing 68 Caddy in there. Did get nice gum job with swallow but won't go back.
 
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