TOFT - (929) 590-0204 spanish massage on 93st and Roosevelt - $40 hh / $60 hr
apologies wasnt sure where to post this. I wasnt looking for a legit massage but this turned out to be one.
I just finished a Brazilian wax from a 40 yr old latina, she looked good but was clear she doesnt do extras. I also took a cialis before the wax so my dick was nice and ready. I answered an ad on a certain website hoping it was the type to offer extras but alas, it wasnt.
i actually initially went to a different one on 82nd street n 37th ave but nobody answered but the one on 93st did. So i head over and to my dismay they had two of the ugliest looking Mexican grandmas, i was praying they had a hottie hiding in the back. But nope it was two twiddle dee twiddle dum shaped 50yr old spanish ladies, reminded me of a human m&m
They were so unattractive but i couldnt leave, my stupid horny ass wishful thinking brain thought maybe they do a wicked HJ. I opted for the 30min just bc they were so unattractive. Anyway i strip down and lay on the table, mind you there were no towels, so i assumed HJ was on the menu, when she came in i pointed to just my butt n thighs and she said ok. She set up an annoying timer that made ticking sounds. But anyway, she massages my butt thighs and then for some reason my calves and feet which i didnt care for. I was watching the timer and wondering when she was gonna start caressing my cock n balls but that moment never came. She did give a mediocre massage, it felt good when she rubbed my upper thighs but it was really a tease, my cock was throbbing hard and in full view, so I did my part in in dropping the hints. Eventually the timer went off and she cleaned me up, when i turned around i motioned ‘hand job?’ She said OOOHHH NOOO ONLY MASSAGE ONLY MASSAGE…ugh.
the only reprieve was i was willing to spend $100-125 but since she was so ugly i opted for a 30 min and bc there was no HJ i tipped her just $5. Had she given me one, i woulda tipped her at least $40. So i guess i saved myself some money.
this was certainly a first for me - a divey sketchy latina massage parlor with no towels and no English speakers that doesnt do happy ending…Would i repeat? Hell no, stay away fellas, but glad i didnt spend much.