Hi I'm new here. My screen name comes from half baked being on the other day and nasty nate tried to steal kenny's cocktail fruit. When I heard "squirrel master's not always gonna be there for you!" I lol'ed (literally).
A little about me: married with kids, wife is super conservative/religious, not that great looking but still over a 5 (btw how do you tell your wife she would look better if she lost a few pounds?). She would never be willing to do anything in bed similar to all the porn I watch, so I started looking for someone who would. I always thought about having an affair but that requires too much time, effort, and a high risk of getting busted when feelings get hurt and lives get intertwined.
So I thought why not an escort? They don't want to know me as much as I don't want to know them. I became a monger(?) and started doing alot of research online this summer. Used my brain to distinguish between what was real and what was fake. Had my first encounter this year around July 4, second last week, and third will be in about an hour! I'm hoping to write reviews on these girls because I don't think I see their reviews, but I still have to read all the rules you fellas abide by so stringently like the bible.
I'm looking forward to contributing and benefitting. I don't have that much money to waste, so learning from the mistakes or jackpots of others will help me avoid throwing away money. Hello everyone!