Hi, I'm new here
- Thread starter Slinky Bender
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Hi all! I decided to rejoin with a new username after being a lurker for the past six months. I had posted on here a few years ago, but couldn't remember any of my log in information. So I decided to start fresh. I had to change my email address last year anyway.
Since it seems to be in every standard greeting in this thread, I will familiarize myself with the rules.
Since it seems to be in every standard greeting in this thread, I will familiarize myself with the rules.
While the rules are important, the fact is, new members are moderated until they have made a certain number of useful contributions. Your sarcastic posts were not worth bumping up your post count. Once you contribute some more and get out of moderation then your posts will suffer slightly less scrutiny.
Hi I'm new here. My screen name comes from half baked being on the other day and nasty nate tried to steal kenny's cocktail fruit. When I heard "squirrel master's not always gonna be there for you!" I lol'ed (literally).
A little about me: married with kids, wife is super conservative/religious, not that great looking but still over a 5 (btw how do you tell your wife she would look better if she lost a few pounds?). She would never be willing to do anything in bed similar to all the porn I watch, so I started looking for someone who would. I always thought about having an affair but that requires too much time, effort, and a high risk of getting busted when feelings get hurt and lives get intertwined.
So I thought why not an escort? They don't want to know me as much as I don't want to know them. I became a monger(?) and started doing alot of research online this summer. Used my brain to distinguish between what was real and what was fake. Had my first encounter this year around July 4, second last week, and third will be in about an hour! I'm hoping to write reviews on these girls because I don't think I see their reviews, but I still have to read all the rules you fellas abide by so stringently like the bible.
I'm looking forward to contributing and benefitting. I don't have that much money to waste, so learning from the mistakes or jackpots of others will help me avoid throwing away money. Hello everyone!
A little about me: married with kids, wife is super conservative/religious, not that great looking but still over a 5 (btw how do you tell your wife she would look better if she lost a few pounds?). She would never be willing to do anything in bed similar to all the porn I watch, so I started looking for someone who would. I always thought about having an affair but that requires too much time, effort, and a high risk of getting busted when feelings get hurt and lives get intertwined.
So I thought why not an escort? They don't want to know me as much as I don't want to know them. I became a monger(?) and started doing alot of research online this summer. Used my brain to distinguish between what was real and what was fake. Had my first encounter this year around July 4, second last week, and third will be in about an hour! I'm hoping to write reviews on these girls because I don't think I see their reviews, but I still have to read all the rules you fellas abide by so stringently like the bible.
I'm looking forward to contributing and benefitting. I don't have that much money to waste, so learning from the mistakes or jackpots of others will help me avoid throwing away money. Hello everyone!
Hi blackncoke,
Welcome to UG and enjoy your time here!
Share away!
I'm not familiar with other boards, but I have gleaned from the comments of others that UG is a unique experience.
It has its own set of rules that seems to work perfectly in this milieu. Abide by them, please.
I, for one, look forward to your contribution.
V
Welcome to UG and enjoy your time here!
Share away!
I'm not familiar with other boards, but I have gleaned from the comments of others that UG is a unique experience.
It has its own set of rules that seems to work perfectly in this milieu. Abide by them, please.
I, for one, look forward to your contribution.
V