I'm not the usual greeter, but I'll fill in while he's in the bathroom. Wish I could say you picked a good week to join the hobby, but with all the news, that may not be the case. But, good luck. Hope you get some good info to help out.
Welcome to UG and enjoy your time here.
Regular greeter here, with nowhere near the class or sass of the Wizard, one who makes me say 'WOAhh's often!
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